The Watch Me Watch You Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #49
It's called The Watch Me Watch You Meme. So hunker down with your spyglass and bourbon, don dark sunglasses if you choose and tell us your deep dark and guarded secrets. Or not.

1. I have given you a pair of binoculars. If you could watch anyone in the world in the act of being creative or creating something, what would you choose to watch?
I would have liked to have been present for the Creation of The World. Explaining the Big Bang Theory would be so much easier.

2. Turn your head to the left. What do you see? Explain its significance in your life.
A pillow on the couch. Gosh Mimi. These questions are riveting.



3. You are watching a parade. You see a float float by (they float, don't they?) with three of your favorite people on it. Who are they?
As of the last hour and 1/2 I see Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2 and Bachelor #3. The first can't spell, the second is a fruitcake and the third has mucho potential. We are having lunch later this week. I shall interview him then.



4. What do you like to watch on television?
Peace globes float by. You see them too....don't you?

5. Your blog is under surveillance by the Blogwatchers Association.
What are they watching for?
Tidbits of brilliance on the state of world affairs and life in general to take back to President Obama. He needs help running the world.
Or advice on pencil skirt accessories.
Take your pick.

6. Watch out! Your greatest superstition has befallen you. What do you "watch out" for on a daily basis?
This tree. It is hanging over my bedroom window. One tiny ice storm and my boudoir is history. Not to mention what it might do to my hair.

7. Have you ever "watched" at a wake in the deceased home or funeral parlor?
Yes. Once many moons ago I went to a wake in someone's home. The casket was open in the living room and people sat around "watching" this young woman's corpse. It was so sad.......and I must admit, a bit spooky, as the deceased lived in a big two-story whiteboard farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere.
I was quite obviously expecting my first child. The older women in the room screamed "Get her OUT of here!" There was some large superstition attached to a pregnant woman being in the same room with a dead person. Who knew??!
Maybe this explains my son's penchant for horror movies.
8. Name one thing you always want to be awake for.
There is nothing in life I want to sleep through. Being "awake" for all of it is glorious.
Ask Kate Chopin.
9. What is the next opportunity you are waiting or watching for?
Lunch Wednesday with Bachelor #3. I will see if he watches or waits. I remember this date from last year. He watched just a little too much if you ask me.

10. You are standing guard in Central Prison. It is your job to watch the prisoners online activities. What site would you recommend to someone in prison?

How To Hack Out of Prison aka Google Mapquest.
No cake required.