Monday Mimisms ~ I've Heard The Rumors, Bloggy People! (Starr made me do it)

Contrary to popular belief I did not do these things while away on vacation. I've heard the rumors. I have ears ya know. At least one. These are the vacation pics that won't make the blog. These are stories you won't see me write. This is what really happened on vacation while I was down in the sand filming all the fluff and puff waves for you. We all know what happens on vacation stays on vacation. Or it was supposed to......Homer! Homer!
Do not hit that publish button!!

I did not eat these or drink that in Atlanta during BlogFest 2010

I have witnesses!

I did not kill any lobsters.
I left them alone to die on someone else's watch.

This was my grocery store.

It is a godsend for those nights when you can't seem to find anything much less your keys and you're out of Cheetos. I just followed the light down Ocean Blvd.

I did not go out with a rooster.a chicken maybe....but no roosters.


I did not jump off this balcony.


I'll admit to felonious trespassing on the construction site but I did NOT jump


Nor did I tattoo anything
that I can remember

There were some very creative people in my beach party.
They made a castle and a moat just for me! You should see the library inside.(Hiccup)

I did not use these for hula hoops in my hula skirt

and finally...I want you to know that I did not do anything illegal on this road no matter what the news channels are reporting.

but
There may have been cannoli in this box.



Maybe.
Mia!