Monday Mimisms ~ Run Homer Run

Hurry! Sit down. Before she comes back.
Listen BlogBlast For Peace People, I'm in a pickle and we're not talking gherkins.
It is 30 sleeps until the day known as BB4P.  No no no.... we're not talking BP Oil.
We're talking world peas. And the Queen is eating and drinking peas in her sleep.
It would be easier to cap the lid on the oil spill than shut her up these days.
Life in the castle is innssssaannnnnnneeeee! There is no food to be found anywhere and I haven't seen the remote control for days. She hid it from me! Something about I'd better be working on my peace globe if I know what's good for me and make it snappy. I hate her! She barely comes out of that study of hers and all I hear is the peck peck peck peck of her long prissy nails on the keyboard way into the wee hours of the night. It's worse than living with Edgar Allan's Tell-Tale Heart.
I've never seen her in such a good mood. I can't take it anymore.

Shhh! Here she comes!

Good morning all! Isn't it a beaaautiful day today? 
This is Mimi Pencil Skirt reporting live from the lovely land of the peace globes.

Today we are going to discuss global poverty, tolerance and diversity, revising the United Nations policy on the adoption of a State Department of Peace and the price of pencil skirts in underdeveloped countries. 

Huh?

Did you know that for every hungry child in the world there is a debutante who can't afford a chauffeur for the prom? Take out your notepads and pencils.

Oh drats! Excuse me, my precious peace blogging people, I forgot something in the other room. I shall return momentarily with complete instructions and a power point presentation on how you too can make a difference in the life of a debutante for only 1/4 cent a day. 
You will teach her to save the other 3/4 cent and send it to the hungry children. It took me all day to calculate the exponential ramifications but I think I'm good to go now.

Here she comes!

There you are my little Pookie dog. How are you this morning? Smooootchhh!! 
Have you seen my lipstick?

I want to write on my blog and only red strawberry parfait can be seen on LCD.  I want to tell everyone that the countdown has begun and peace is a'brewing already all over the world. Just yesterday Empress Bee of The High Seas sent in a cruise ship peace globe. This PROVES that BlogBlast has begun. It cannot be peace globing season without the Empress declaring peace on the seas. And just in the nick of time.

As I say to all my invisible internet friends right here on the Internet, let the peace begin!

You're a good dog, Homer. 

I'm going for a latte.