This is Why Queen Elizabeth Hates Me

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #44 ~
The Firsts Meme
(a totally random and useless meme about firsts)

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Oh darn. My crown fell off in my sleep again.

2. Where did you go on the very first vacation of your life?
England. Buckingham Palace. I was schooled at a very young age in the ways and wiles of Internet Queendom.
And then Queen Elizabeth threw me out.

3. Open the door of your refrigerator. What is the first thing you see?
A mess and baby boy's hand in the green jello. It's his favorite color.
This is why the Queen threw me out. She said I had no manners.

4. Tell us about your first kiss OR your last first date.

My first kiss involved a closet and a spin the bottle game. He was 12.
And very hot. (There was no fan in the closet)

My last first date was wonderful, btw. Check out kisser #4.




5. If you had wings to fly about the universe, where is the first place you'd land?

Morocco. I want to stay in Maryam's Peacock Pavilions in Marrakesh for awhile.

6. What is the first thing you do when you get in your car?
Adjust the makeup mirror

7. What is the first thing you ever said to your firstborn?
I love you

8. What is the last thing you heard about your first love?
That he's still in the closet. Think about it....

9. If you had created the world in seven days yourself, what would you have created on the First Day?

10. What is the first song in your IPOD or song list?
McLachlan's Laws of Illusion

11. What is the first tangible thing you lost that you could never find again?
A ring my grandfather gave me. I was at the beach and it fell in the sand.
Never found it. I cried. A lot. I still look every time I go to the beach.

12. Who is your favorite First Lady of all time?
Jacqueline Kennedy.
Hands down.

13. Post a link to your first blog post.
Today is blog post #2,288. The first one was completely benign and has no comments. Based on its riveting content, I can see why.
http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2006/05/alex-tew-sells-pixels.html

14. When was the last time you needed First Aid?
A couple days ago I cut my finger on a can lid attempting to cook. That was my first mistake. I decided it was a sign from God that I should stay out of the kitchen.

15. Can you explain what a first down is in football?
Of course I can. Do you think I graduated from Queen School yesterday? It's when a bunch of men in tight suits fall down on top of each other in a pile of testosterone to catch a football (why they don't grab it in the air is beyond me) and the first man down on top of the man on top of the ball calls him a First Down and other unmentionable names. It's sort of like the Marco Polo game in the pool - with no water - and more broken bones. I told you I'm a Queen.

And besides, the men in matching suits at Buckingham Palace never fall down into a pile. They march in funny directions, but they never fall down. See?