Mimi In A Minute # 4 ~ The Ethical Treatment of Ann Coulter and Lobsters
These things keep me up at night. They give me a headache. I just need sixty seconds of your time to unclog my pencil brain so that I can get some sleep.
Do you mind? I have a few things to say.
This is Mimi unplugged.
Hide your children.
This is Mimi unplugged.
Hide your children.
To: George the pardoned 20-pound 140-year-old lobster freed after PETA officials protested his "captivity" and destiny as someone's dinner in a New York City restaurant this week:You are 140 years old. Didn't PETA know you are too old to swim?!
What cha' gonna do? Chase geriatric Mermaids? You're famous, George. You should get a FACEBOOK account and make your life complete.
To PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals):
Government mandated TV converter box: Go back to the factory. Thank you, Mr. President
Ann Coulter: You make my brain cells bleed. Thank you for making me praise my lucky pencil skirt that I am a Democrat.
Technorati -
Bite me
Inauguration Committee: Where is my ticket? Still waiting....
Brat Pitt denies cheating with Angelina on the set of The Star-Crossed Pheromones:We don't care! We honestly don't.
Ex-Governor Blagojevich: Don't you read the news? You've been impeached. Blago-a-way
To those who play violent video games: Seriously. I don't get it. What is funny or fun about blowing someone's head off?To the parents who let their kids play the games:
We have allowed greedy entrepreneurs with twisted minds babysit our children. We have produced the most violent and non-sensitive generation ever - right here in America. Case in point? Read this.
Congress:
Bailouts needed! There are a few institutions that need money ASAP.
Start with The Salvation Army.
Start with The Salvation Army.
Whew! I feel better. Thanks for listening.
Sixty seconds flew by. I think my blogsomnia is cured.
Lights out.
I need a nap.
Sixty seconds flew by. I think my blogsomnia is cured.
Lights out.
I need a nap.
And a pencil skirt loan
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25 comments:
I don't like Ann Coulter either, but I'm proud to be a republican.
Have a terrific day Mimi. :)
Those are some very good points you brought up. What about George. Where will he go? Is there an old lobster's home for him? What if he is devoured by another sea creature? Now, I have to stay awake and worry about him. He was safe before and now he is in a huge ocean. Why? He has been thrown into the sea to fin for himself.
Not sure if you caught it, but I did your meme. That was really very hard.
Sandee - And that's why I love to live in this great country. We all have a voice and we all have a choice.
Hugs to you.
Pam - I am soooo worried about George! I think he should have stayed in the tank.
Ann Couter should just slime herself back under the rock she crawed out of. Proud to be an Independant!
The worst thing about Ann Coulter is that I do not believe for one moment that she sincerely believes the crap she spews. I think she's just marketing/pandering to a demographic that's scared and clings to guns and (fundamentalist) religion instead of hope.
My Governor was only impeached, not convicted. The trial won't even start until the end of January and will take a couple weeks. It's expected that he won't be out of office until (ironically enough) President's Day.
I wonder what would happen if, in an alternate universe, Ann Coulter married Dick Cheney. Thinking about that makes MY brain hurt.
Mike - Thanks for weighing in on the issues here. She's scary.
Gal - Yes, I realize we must endure a trial of sorts but I'm seriously sick of it already.
I also believe she is pandering books and is one helluva actor. I watched the video of her interview with Harry Smith. It confirmed my belief that she is pathological....she is no friend to Republicans.
I got such a big kick out of watching Today when I was in DC last week and she comes on saying that NBC had banned her for life after they canceled her appearance in order to have peace envoy Tony Blair speak at some length about the situation in the Middle East. She's truly psychotic. How is it people actually listen to anything she has to say? She's a NUT!
JBA - I think I may embark on a full-blown migrane after that thought. Hmmm.....
Lori - I think she is a spawn of New England's Jonathan Edwards (you know....Sinners In The Hands of An Angry God 1741).
That's the only thing in the gene pool that makes any sense.
I like these shout posts!
Technorati is like a barren waste land. I ping them to death sometimes trying to get my links flowing OUTward. Sometimes it has a mind of it's own.
Ann Coulter is a MAN
TV converters? STOOPID ... how can I possibly need all this to watch 10 minutes of tube before bed. I installed one, and they are NOT as easy as one two three. More like a 40 minute headache.
LObster Dan???? Where does PETA stop? Soon it will be cruel to swat a mosquito ... oh wait, that is wrong.
I laughed when I got to Technorati "Bite Me" .. Ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Happy week Mimi
My mother taught me to never hit females. It's just not nice. But in Ann Coulter's case I could definitely make an exception. How in the world she has risen to the prominence she has just blows my mind. What does it say about people who are fans of hers? Are Republicans truly that cynical and angry and hateful? I know a few who aren't...but I still have to wonder.
Thanks for opening the valve so I could blow off some steam, Your Highness. I think I needed that.
The Salvation Army is a great start...and I know several more good causes that would use that money in much better ways.
Bravo! You nailed it...
Ann Coulter = a crazed maniac.
Lobster = Rules All.
Technorati = is dead to me
and I am SO over Brat Pitt!
I love lobster...especially when it's dipped in butter. LOL
My kids play cartoon video games. Aidan loves the new Sponge Bob game he got for Christmas and Aurora loves the new Animal Crossing one she got. Okay I like them both too. LOL
Completely agree. Ann Coulter makes me want to jam a screwdriver in my ear everytime she speaks. I thought she went away. But she was writing another stupid book.
Oh, and Charles Gramlich's likening her to herpes... um, absolutely on point and beyond hilarious!
Nice purge Mimi.
Not getting a ticket to the inauguration may be a blessing in disguise. With a predicted high of only 32 degrees, you'd likely freeze your pencil skirt off.
I blew up Orcs and Goblins and Dragons and Evil Wizards in Everquest and it was deeply satisfying!
And LOL...Ann Coulter and ethics in the same sentence!
Looking at that White House picture, it looks like no one has turned up. I think you could get a seat.
Yup yup yup! Salvation Army needs help...non profits ALWAYS need help!
I don't think I've ever heard Ann Coulter say anything that wasn't delusional.
The converter boxes did go back, if only for a few extra months - the new Deadline is in June.
The violent videogames are more about stress release in a safe environment than about wanting to kill indiscriminately. There was a recent case where the lawyer for a kid charged with murdering his parents over having his game machine taken away - the lawyer was trying to argue "diminished capacity", stating that videogaming became an addition for the defendant.
The judge didn't buy it. He said the defendant demonstrated planning and premeditation - he had his faculties, such as they were.
If a kid is that violent, capable of such acts, then it was in him or her before, and didn't come straight out of the videogame box.
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