Breaking News! Bush To Host White-Tie Dinner for Queen

Are you sitting down?

Bloggingham Palace received word this morning that Her Majesty the Queen - that would be me - has been invited to a White House social event.

I'm all aflutter.

Which Ambassador will be seated next to moi? What china will they use to impress moi? Will I be able to see Bon Jovi from across a crowded dinner table? Do they know I don't eat escargot?

More importantly, what will I wear?! Do I go with elegant and boring?

Split stone......
...... or black glitter stretch?
You'd think the White House would give me a little more notice. I guess they've been busy. They haven't answered my email about the Peace Globes either. Curious.
This calls for my liquid gold pencil skirt. That'll draw some attention.

Excuse me......phone.

"Babe! You'll never guess what happe.....!"

"Mims.....I have something.....

"Never mind about that now. I have to accessorize and my hair's a mess...and...

"Mimi. Get a grip, dear."

"OK, sweetie. Since you said it so nicely I'll play along. Go ahead.....what's that?

"Are you sitting down, Mimi?" (uh oh. I hate it when he says that.)

"Of course not. I'll wrinkle my skirt and I have an important dinner to go to toni.....huh? What do you mean you're not going??!" (I really wish he'd stop talking so I could get a word in Queen-wise)......

"Did you hear that, Mims?"

"There's another WHAT?

"Another Queen, dear."

I knew it was a conspiracy.

Drats! My peonies have been traded for a Rose Garden. If you'll recall I mysteriously landed in the slammer yesterday charged with Felonious Memeing. I guess somebody really didn't want me to go to that dinner. National security and all that.

If you don't want a peace globe Mr. President, just say so.

But you don't have to insult my pencil skirt.