Drama Continues with Breaking News!

Help is on the way.
Late last night I received a phone message from law enforcement authorities who assured me that I can soon put down the migraine pill bottle. Here's what Officer Jim Bob - one of Small Town's finest - had to say about the ensuing scandal that is rocking my cyber world. Interesting voice, too....did I hear John Lennon in the background? No. Couldn't be. Anyway.... CLICK HERE or scroll down to read my previous post which explains why I need a tall handsome man in a uniform (uhh.....well...you know what I mean).

"Ma'am. We've read the report about the missing Peace Globes. And I want you to know that we've got some of our best people on this now.

I'm pulling detectives off major crime. We are going to find these Peace Globes and the alleged mites that have gotten into your computer and eaten its programming. I just thought on behalf of the entire southeastern State Police you'd like to know you have our undivided attention. Have a nice mite, ma'am.

10-4"

I feel so much better now.

And you thought good 'ole boys were incompetent!