Monday, September 28, 2020

Monday Madness ~ Avoiding Turbulence

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Monday Madness: "The Finish This Sentence"Questions

 1. My uncle once... returned from the Vietnam War. He was never the same.

 2. Never in my life have I... jumped out of an airplane. I don't like getting in airplanes either.    Why?  Because I'm afraid I'll have to jump out of an airplane. **My last plane ride was very very bumpy!! We nearly crashed into the Washington monument during a thunderstorm. ** shudder ** It was like a scene

 from one of those crash survivor movies!!

3. When I was five my parents.....were having lots of other babies. Who has oldest child syndrome? Raises hand.

 4. High school was......stressful.

 5. I will never forget to......wear my hat and pack an extra pencil skirt.

 6. Once I met 7.......cute Dwarfs in Bloggingham Forest. They were trying to get away from Snow White because they hated her high-pitched nasal voice. I started singing an aria from La Boheme and they ran away from me too. I lose more boyfriends this way.

7. There’s this boy I know... who melts my heart every.single.time.

8. Once, at a bar, I...... sat on a barstool swirling around in my pencil skirt, sipping soda water, and waiting for my date to arrive. It was our second date eight years after the first. THAT should have given me a clue. Just when I thought he wasn't going to show up, the phone rang. I hear, "My, you're looking lovely this evening," in the creepiest voice EVER and proceeded to tell me what I was wearing.  A chill ran up my spine. I looked around. No one was there, only couples dancing and dining. "Where ARE you?" I asked. Then heavy breathing, giggles (like a 12-year-old in puberty) and more stuttering nervous nonsense from Mr. Creepy on the phone. It was like a scene from one of those stalker movies!!   CLICK!  The manager escorted me safely to my car and checked out the backseat, under the car, over the car, beside the car, in the bushes, in the trunk and in the parking lot. I drove home shaking like a leaf. My best friend came over and we checked the house and property. Then the scary voicemails started. One after the other. Called the police. Changed my number.  That is what I get for going to a bar alone in a pencil skirt  (which was attached to a restaurant) .....the bar, not the skirt...oh, you know what I mean.

9. By noon, I’m ... ready for a nap.

10. Last night I ...stayed up too late. Don't call me at noon today. I'll definitely be napping.

Hush Homer...

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Stacy said...

Holy crap! That bar experience is enough to scare you into never going out again. I hope the number change ended things for good.

LA Paylor said...

still laughing at your clever responses... ewww I've had weird stalker like escapades, lucky to escape them... your dog is hilarious
LeeAnna at not afraid of color

Kwizgiver said...

Creepy stalker experience! Wowza!

Susan said...

Oldest child here! Sorry about your uncle.

Annie said...

Haha.. I really enjoyed your answers!! The bar story is creepy, but Homer is adorable.

Lori said...

Hi Mimi! I enjoyed your answers so much. It might have had something to do with Homer. He is coming over for dinner. ;) Loved your answers! Have a nice week.

Mimi Lenox said...

Stacy - Well, the number change was a start. He was one determined (and troubled) soul.

Mimi Lenox said...

LA - Homer and I have been together now for 14 years here on the blog. I also have an imaginary palace cat named Persian Patticakes. It's the only way I can have a pet. They don't eat much either.

Mimi Lenox said...

Kwiz - It was many years ago when I did Match dates. I met some very scary individuals and some nice ones, too.

Mimi Lenox said...

Susan - Nice to see you. You know what I mean about that oldest child thing. Those caretaking tendencies never really leave, do they?

Mimi Lenox said...

Annie - Thanks. Homer is my sidekick. I'm if going to pretend to be a Queen in a castle, I must have an Internet dog as well. He keeps me on my toes.

Mimi Lenox said...

Lori - Homer will tell you all the secrets of the Blogosophere. He's a blabbermouth and a fun dinner date. You don't know what you're doing!!

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