Cheetos On The Half Shell
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday
Today let's venture into shoulder shrugging land. We all have things we simply don't care about. I don't care if you don't care that I don't care that you don't care. It doesn't bother me. I simply don't care.
1. I don't care a lot about Oysters Rockefeller. Yuk.
2. I don't care enough about Oysters Rockefeller. They've written to ask why.
3. I don't care any about talking to a bunch of over-priced half-baked people.
If I wanna do that I'll go to the dance club Wednesday night.
4. I don't care if you say oysters are better for my love life. My love life couldn't get any better. Shell I elaborate?
5. I don't care when my attorney is interrupted. It's usually me with another bright idea. He really needs to lighten up. It's not like I'm paying him by the hour.
Am I?
6. I don't care that sometimes I crave Cheetos
when I should be craving universal enlightenment and spirituality.
7. I don't care that God will read my answers. Everybody knows that on the third day He created Cheetos and cursed oysters. You don't see Cheetos on the half bag, do ya?
I think not.
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3 comments:
Cool meme. I don't care about oysters Rockefeller, either, but I love Cheetos.
oh i quite agree. oysters are horrid. snot globs on the half shell. send cheetos!
Oh rats! We forgot to get Cheetos at the grocery. We got Fritos, but not Cheetos, and we meant to get both.
Rats.
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