Mimi In A Minute #29 ~ Whales and Grey Betrayals

These things keep me up at night. They give me a headache.

I just need sixty seconds of your time to unclog my pencil brain so that I can get some sleep. 

Do you mind?

I have a few things to say. This is Mimi unplugged.

Hide your children.

 



Today is President Obama's birthday. 
 He is now half a hundred. Instead of worrying about the state of the union, all of America is focused on his head.  Do you know how many grey hairs I've gotten just watching him turn grey?
What about MY hair? A Queen gets no respect these days. 

The news came today that Mars is overflowing with saltwater, Charlie Sheen posed for a sane family photo, a gray whale is trapped in a California river and Casey Anthony has resurfaced on the shores of Ohio.

Except for the revelation that I now know why men love to fish, I can't think of a stranger day.

**I hope I never have to pick these two out in a line up**

Wall Street fell down today.

I blame Humpty Dumpty.
If only he hadn't sat on that wall.


Dear Congress:  Let me get this straight. We get to borrow more money to pay back the penalty, interest and fees we couldn't pay on the last money we borrowed that we couldn't afford so we can accumulate new penalties, interest and fees on the money we're about to borrow that we can't afford.
Brilliant!!

This is how they settle things in the Congress of Verona. 
The only thing about to fall is a well-dressed head.

**wonder what President Obama is doing at his party.....**

Syria:   Now there's a fall I'd like to see. Shameful.  Over sixteen hundred civilians have been killed in the Syrian uprising since mid-March and 3,000 have disappeared. You don't know where they are?!

Look under the tanks. 

 Warren Jeffs found guilty of sexual assault of child brides.

Look under the jail.

Happy birthday, Mr. President. I'm sorry your hair is betraying you. 

That would be a fate worse than death in my book.

And, please, don't raise the roof at your party. There's been enough of that lately.

 **I hope Michelle didn't serve ground turkey ** As I recall when we last left Graybie the Lost Whale he was hanging out on my blog with Casey Anthony.

 He's looking a little greeeey.... We don't want to get the birthers stirred up again but

Does anyone know how old that whale is? 

Whew! I feel better. Thanks for listening.

Sixty seconds flew by. I think my blogsomnia is cured.

Lights out.

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