Because I Have Nothing To Post Today

I went to The Daily Meme. They keep track of all the memes in the whole world. It was not Tuesday so I couldn't do my own meme. Again.
I thought I might be early for Macro Monday but that takes photographic expertise of which I have none. Nada. Not a drop. It was not Wednesday so I couldn't do the wild and wacky Who Do You Love memes.

Thursdays I Thunk for myself so that I don't disturb others with my lapse of synapses. I just take a nap instead.

I checked out Skywatch Friday but scrapped that idea when I realized they were serious photographers. The last time I tried to photograph the sky it was snowing and I swear I thought I saw a snowman wave at me.
The whole thing's a blur.

Food For Thought Friday looked interesting but you had to post food - that you cooked.
That leaves me out. Heck no, it doesn't! I made this croissant just the other day. See?

Food Trip Friday was more my speed. All my food's a trip. But I didn't want to ruin everyone's appetite for the weekend so I couldn't play that one either. Their food is even on Facebook! Pfffft! So are my peace globes. So there. And you don't have to cook 'em.

Then there's Freezer Food Friday. I started to hyperventilate at the thought and quickly closed my browser before it froze too. That was a close one.
Friday Question wanted to know about meeting bloggers in real life. I think I've spilled those beans a time or two. Maybe I should refrain and just stick to well.....beans.
I began to wonder.
Does the whole world cook on Fridays??!

Then I saw yet another called Four Foods on Friday. OK. I'll bite.
I played. The questions were frightening easy.
1. Name two items on your kitchen counter.
an earring and a lamp
2. What’s in your sink now?
the other earring and 2 stainless steel pots. Unclean.
3. What’s on your stove now?
a pan of damaged stuffing and my face in the shiny stainless steel.
I noticed I am missing earrings.
4. What’s in your oven now?
Excuse me!

See how scary that was? I don't think they want me in their club.

But I am nothing if not tenacious. After the third try my croissant and omelette turned out like this. Voila! It is missing the grapes in the picture cause I ate 'em while fuming. It was yummy accompanied by French Vanilla coffee in my bee cup. It was so cold by the time I finished photographing but I didn't care. I had to in case it never happens again.

Then I got creative and decided to stuff the rest of the croissants-I-experimented-on with chicken salad.
They weren't so good for breakfast.

Maybe I should stick to peace globes.

Photography credit Mimi Lenox