The Queen's Meme #6 ~ Suzy Sunshine Did Not Show Up Today
Welcome back to the Queen's Tuesday Meme.
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.You know you wanna play!
In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Here are my answers. Short, sweet, and overly
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
No. You are a stupid little person with no sense.
Signed,
Mimi Queen of Mean
Have a nice day.
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27 comments:
ha! your last answer was brilliant!
OMG "Your Hineyness" is that you talking to the Mirror Mirror on the wall? *me turns head and laughs hysterically. Oops beg your forgiveness Your Queenship. Your pencil skirt is just beautyous today :) *bows profusely and sticks finger in his mouth
Lorielle - I'm glad you got my nutcracker joke.
smile
Xmichra - Why, thank you. I thought this meme was quite difficult today. Shhh..don't tell anyone.
Thom Thom Thom.... - How was that rat you had to eat for breakfast this morning?
Happy 500th! Is that the right celebratory salutation for an occasion such as this? I hope so cause it's all I got.
Uhm...as to the memes. I've been distracted again by stuff. I shall catch up soon.
Can you turn up the heat just a tad in the dungeon. I'm getting over the flu.
Travis - How do you like Thom's smelly feet? Hmmmm????
Bwaahhahhahaaa
Love it! Thanks for the warm welcome!
I loved how you put the last one in his place... great answers.
YOU HAVE NEVER LOST YOUR SNARK, EVEN AFTER 500 POSTS...
Love the nutcracker crack!
I went and checked out the dating site is was pretty funny, will add it to my bloggy list Ok your Hineyness?
BTW Thom's breakfast rat was Flambé want to try some?
Thank you for doing this. As one of the terminally single myself, I recognize it as the public service it is. I have also completed mine.
"You put the nut in cracker". lmao!!! I shall have to remember that one.
Mimi Queen of Mean.... Have a nice day. THAT made me laugh! Your answers would shut 'em down... except for #7. I dont thank hee can take no hents.
This was a lot of fun to do, Mimi. I loved your nut & cracker.
Forgetful - Glad to have you with this crazy gang of ours!
Mys - I was going for short and snarky today.
Bond - Thank you very very much. I appreciate that.
Amanda - I'm glad you liked the site and hope you will add your snark to the comments. It's a lot of fun.
Thom's rat was NOT supposed to be tasty. What am I gonna have to do to make him hush??
Gal - I try to warn people....
Mejis - I've met a lot of nutcrackers....
Jennifer - Wonderful misuse of the English language there Miss Dust Bunny! Ha!
Jean-Luc - It came to me in a dream.
I'm thinking I am not only losing my marbles but I am losing my comments as well... I thought I left a comment here yesterday. Maybe I was dreaming?
I think I need more sleep... :(
Funny meme, Mims!
I played!
You can always use a guy's perspective, right?
; )
I love number 5! too funny!
Number 7 needs to read "The The Impotence of Proofredding". 'Cause he's just about the worst speeler in the whale wide word.
Did I ever show you my internet dating rants? No? I must do that sometime.
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