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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I'm Going To Marry Simon Cowell





He's single.

I'm single.

He's from England.

He appreciates Queens.

I'm from Bloggingham Palace.

I'm a Queen.

That should do it.
He'll never know what hit him.




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44 comments:

Durward Discussion said...

Love his wit and the looks are fine, but do you really wish to deal with that much "honesty" in your realm?

TERI REES WANG said...

Yes, but he has tiny-fury-tarantula-jazz-hands....that will be petting and pawing all over you while he expects his non-live-in-girlfriend to purr...and critique.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO...appreciates Queens...too funny...you'd be rich but I don't know .. maybe you could handle him much better than Paula...you'd be rich that's for sure.. :)

Mike Golch said...

Go forth and concor.(spelled wrong I know)

Akelamalu said...

Well he's loaded so I suppose you could put up with him. ;)

The Gal Herself said...

He's also not home much -- flying back and forth across the pond for this show and that -- so it will be easy for you two to keep the magic alive (and for you to never have to give up too much closet space).

Just please take him shopping. Those too-tight t-shirts are getting on my nerves.

Tarheel Rambler said...

If you're looking for arrogant, rude and obnoxious, I could think of a couple of prospects right here in the Tarheel State.

Autumn said...

Um...whatever floats your boat, Your Highness. Accents are sexy, though. ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Great! Where are you registered?

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - Does he want to deal with mine???

Mimi Lenox said...

Teri - Ewww.....

Mimi Lenox said...

Thom - I'm not after his money. This blog brings in all I need (rolls eyes)

Mimi Lenox said...

Mike - OK. I shall.

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - The question...can he put with me?

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - The very first thing we will do is go shopping. For sure! I'll buy him some boxers and matching shirts of different colors. No pants though.

Mimi Lenox said...

Lee - But I've already dated all of them.

(just kidding!!)

Mimi Lenox said...

Autumn - Love the accent! I just hope he loves mine.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - Queens R Us!
Of course....

Finding Pam said...

Are you going to sing for him? You might get a recording contract.

But really, I think you could do so much better. I know it is lonely being a royal Queen in your own palace.

Besides I think he is too old for you. LOL.

Mimi Lenox said...

Pam - Too old for me..ha ha ha. That is very funny.

The Palace is getting really lonely right now. Yep. So I figured my fantasy life should be extremely rich at this time.
How am I doing?

katherine. said...

you were looking for a corporate sponsor for the Peace Globe gig....

there ya go.

Mimi Lenox said...

Katherine - Eureka!!

Ferd said...

Don't do it, Your Highness.

Homer, if you're reading this, bite the jerk's leg if he gets anywhere near her!

Then again, he IS rich...
Heather Mills sure did alright...

Oookaayyy... go ahead....
(sick him, Homer)

Mimi Lenox said...

Ferd - I just realize that people are beginning to talk to imaginary dogs on this blog.
What have I done....

Ferd said...

I don't care what you say.
He's real to me.

Arv said...

single???????

now see... that caught my attention :P

lol...

how are you doing mate?

take care.. have a nice day :)

Charles Gramlich said...

Hum, aren't you afraid he'll critique your outfits?

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Can I come to the wedding?

Homer The Palace Dog Speaks said...

I heard that!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ferd - We shouldn't have said that in front of Homer. I think we hurt his feelings. He's sulking today.

Mimi Lenox said...

Arv - I'm fine! Thanks for visiting me today. Hope you are well in your part of the world.

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - He wouldn't dare.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - You and Nancy are first on my invitation list. But first I must see your wedding in September! Inspiration ya know....

Dawn Drover said...

You go girl. He'd be lucky to have you :)

Sarge Charlie said...

Might be ok if you have seperate castles.

Travis Cody said...

Pick Nigel Lythgoe instead. He dances.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Ha!

Mimi Lenox said...

Sarge - Or at least separate moats...

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - But he isn't cute! (I'm so shallow)

Mimi Lenox said...

Vodka Mom - Yes ma'am!

Hilary said...

There are certainly times when something ought to hit him!

Unknown said...

I would not recommend this at all. I think he'd be just as critical of the women in his life as he is of the prospective singers on the show. You don;t need to be berated.

Mimi Lenox said...

Hilary - Ha! Very funny!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ricardo - I'm just pencil skirtin' ya know...

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