I'm Going To Marry Simon Cowell
He's single.
I'm single.
He's from England.
He appreciates Queens.
I'm from Bloggingham Palace.
I'm a Queen.
That should do it.
He'll never know what hit him.
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44 comments:
Love his wit and the looks are fine, but do you really wish to deal with that much "honesty" in your realm?
Yes, but he has tiny-fury-tarantula-jazz-hands....that will be petting and pawing all over you while he expects his non-live-in-girlfriend to purr...and critique.
ROFLMAO...appreciates Queens...too funny...you'd be rich but I don't know .. maybe you could handle him much better than Paula...you'd be rich that's for sure.. :)
Go forth and concor.(spelled wrong I know)
Well he's loaded so I suppose you could put up with him. ;)
He's also not home much -- flying back and forth across the pond for this show and that -- so it will be easy for you two to keep the magic alive (and for you to never have to give up too much closet space).
Just please take him shopping. Those too-tight t-shirts are getting on my nerves.
If you're looking for arrogant, rude and obnoxious, I could think of a couple of prospects right here in the Tarheel State.
Um...whatever floats your boat, Your Highness. Accents are sexy, though. ;)
Great! Where are you registered?
Jamie - Does he want to deal with mine???
Teri - Ewww.....
Thom - I'm not after his money. This blog brings in all I need (rolls eyes)
Mike - OK. I shall.
Akelamalu - The question...can he put with me?
Gal - The very first thing we will do is go shopping. For sure! I'll buy him some boxers and matching shirts of different colors. No pants though.
Lee - But I've already dated all of them.
(just kidding!!)
Autumn - Love the accent! I just hope he loves mine.
Bud - Queens R Us!
Of course....
Are you going to sing for him? You might get a recording contract.
But really, I think you could do so much better. I know it is lonely being a royal Queen in your own palace.
Besides I think he is too old for you. LOL.
Pam - Too old for me..ha ha ha. That is very funny.
The Palace is getting really lonely right now. Yep. So I figured my fantasy life should be extremely rich at this time.
How am I doing?
you were looking for a corporate sponsor for the Peace Globe gig....
there ya go.
Katherine - Eureka!!
Don't do it, Your Highness.
Homer, if you're reading this, bite the jerk's leg if he gets anywhere near her!
Then again, he IS rich...
Heather Mills sure did alright...
Oookaayyy... go ahead....
(sick him, Homer)
Ferd - I just realize that people are beginning to talk to imaginary dogs on this blog.
What have I done....
I don't care what you say.
He's real to me.
single???????
now see... that caught my attention :P
lol...
how are you doing mate?
take care.. have a nice day :)
Hum, aren't you afraid he'll critique your outfits?
Can I come to the wedding?
I heard that!!
Ferd - We shouldn't have said that in front of Homer. I think we hurt his feelings. He's sulking today.
Arv - I'm fine! Thanks for visiting me today. Hope you are well in your part of the world.
Charles - He wouldn't dare.
Bond - You and Nancy are first on my invitation list. But first I must see your wedding in September! Inspiration ya know....
You go girl. He'd be lucky to have you :)
Might be ok if you have seperate castles.
Pick Nigel Lythgoe instead. He dances.
Dawn - Ha!
Sarge - Or at least separate moats...
Travis - But he isn't cute! (I'm so shallow)
Vodka Mom - Yes ma'am!
There are certainly times when something ought to hit him!
I would not recommend this at all. I think he'd be just as critical of the women in his life as he is of the prospective singers on the show. You don;t need to be berated.
Hilary - Ha! Very funny!
Ricardo - I'm just pencil skirtin' ya know...
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