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Sunday, February 15, 2009

I can make my own Hallmark thank you very much


What to post for the day after that horrible day Valentine's Day. Love quotes? Philosophy? Romance? Sex? (shhh....I said sex on my blog) A past love story or two?
I think not. Exes can now exhale.

Then I reached into my pocket and literally found a post.

This guy gave me a package of conversation candy hearts for Valentine's Day. You know the kind. So I decided that my post would be to take them out one by one and write down whatEVER pops into my pencil head as a response to each one. So here goes, in the order I retrieved them (and then ate them). I didn't cheat. I played by the rules.
You should try this.
You won't believe how it ends.
But I'm warnin' ya...it's just fluffy silly.

Mimi's Valentine Heart Meme
(It's not for the faint-of-welll....heart)

The first one said
You Rule. I kid you not.
I might be onto something here....
What did you expect?
I am the Queen of Bloggingham.



Temptations 1964


OK. Where do the stray socks go?


And then can I ask you about the Black Hole, Jimmy Hoffa and how Jesus walked on water?

You're talkin' to the wrong girl.....


You've got a lotta nerve asking me that twice.
I've already completed the first dare and you missed it.


I hate needy types.
Show me what you can do outside that box first.

So you've said!

I knew you were cheating on me.
Who is she?!

You're made of peanut butter, aren't you?

Like. WOW. MAN. Far. Out. Groovy.

I didn't know this was a bi-sexual box.


(There goes my PG blog rating.)

Yesterday's Valentine post here.

Digg!
Copyright 2006-2009 Mimi Lenox

51 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

A cheap Valentine present: a tube of Love Hearts!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I saw these flying around at Facebook, and ate so many I got sick. Thing is with me I eat them so fast the words never were allowed a chance to speak!
LMAO at hating needing types ... (he hee) If only the candies said the real truth.

For instance

1. I just want a sugar daddy
2. I will settle 4 U
3. I can't believe Mimi said sex on her blog (smile)
4. Thanks 4 the 29 cent box of hearts
5. The earings are costume jewelry, so don't wear them much
6. Well, at least I have a date
7. Lick my ear
8. LOL funny
9. Get me home early 4 blogging
10. I just got these at the gas station on the way over!!

No ... I am not really that cynicle. BUt truth be known, in 1984 I really did grab flowers at a gas station. HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!

Anonymous said...

This post made me giggle. Love those candy hearts...

Dawn Drover said...

You said "sex" on your blog. Oh my.
Must have been the double Dare Ya's!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-luc - It's the thought that counts.

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - Shame on you! But I'll bet she loved the flowers anyway.

Your answers were better than mine. Just remember, if you come over to the castle you can't be funnier than I am. It's a law.

So let it be written.
So let it be done.

Mimi Lenox said...

Lois - They were yummy. Sort of like eating a sweet fortune cookie shaped like an internal organ.

Ewww....that sounds so....gross.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - And I'll say it again.
S-E-X
S-E-X

How's that?
Brave, huh?

Kitten said...

That was one of the best and most original memes I've seen!

Isn't there a candy heart brand out there somewhere that has sayings like "You Suck" and "Bite Me"? Now THAT'S my kind of heart candy! Or rather, broken heart candy!

Mimi Lenox said...

Kitten - Thanks. But it was silly. Fortunately, I do silly well.

I'm sure there are candy hearts that say those things and worse. Feel free to copy my meme and make your own. (smile)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Now that is interesting...

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - I should say...

Julie said...

I got Jeff the box of perverted heart sayings....he ate most of the box before I knew it. I had a game planned.

Ummm maybe he knew?

Mimi Lenox said...

OHh...I've done that before with Easter eggs with a former boyfriend. Whatever the slip of paper said in the plastic egg, he had to do...ummm...or whatever.

I think I should just shut up now.

Jan said...

I loved your valentine post! Great thinking outta the box! LOL

carol g said...

Great idea... and just so clever... only THE queen of Bloggingham Palace could have thunk it up...

Desert Songbird said...

I'm not a candy hearts fan, but you gotta love when kids give you tokens of love.

Unknown said...

Talking candy. How sweet!

Ferd said...

LOL. I've never thought of taking those candy messages seriously!
What would you have said about a "Be Mine" candy heart?

Mimi Lenox said...

Tookie Tail - THAT should have been the title to my post!

Mimi Lenox said...

Carol - Why, thank you. Now what will I "thunk up" for tomorrow?
Sigh.

Mimi Lenox said...

Desert - I do adore him.

Mimi Lenox said...

Nick - "sweet"...bwaahaahaaa....very funny.

Mimi Lenox said...

Ferd - "Be fine."

Thom - - Dr. John said...

You're a nut!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jeff - Thank you!

Unknown said...

I was actually presented with a rose last night at a bar. LOL! they had to many and the owner told me to take one. I broke the rose by accident by tripping on a step leading to my apartment. This monster can't handle the delicate rose. LOL!

Southern (in)Sanity said...

That is hilarious. I don't even know where you can buy those little candy hearts anymore. That's pretty bad, huh?

Patti said...

Cute post, Queen Mimi. You can even have conversations with candy! Impressive.

"My Girl" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

While I was reading, your Dating Profile of the Day blog popped onto the screen at least 5 times as I was scrolling. By design?

Mojo said...

There's a typo on the last one. Clearly they meant to say "got chai?". Honestly, you'd think they'd proofread these things. I mean what kind of message are we sending to the children who'll get these in their valentines? Honestly.

But you do, in fact, rule. And you can't fool me... you're also a cutie. Deny all you want, but I know different.

Margo Moon said...

I'm crazy about fluffy silly! And you're extra good at it.

A guy I know took a bag of these hearts and printed his own messages on the back of them. Can't really repeat the sentiments here, but they were pretty funny in a wouldn't-want-to-share-them-with-your-mom sort of way. :)

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

FANTASTIC idea for a post...

HUGS

Mimi Lenox said...

Ricardo - I wish I hadn't been drinking coffee this morning when I read that you broke the rose. I know it's not funny....but....well....it was.

I'm still giggling (hides head in shame)

Mimi Lenox said...

Southern - I'm glad you thought it was funny! Mission accomplished.

Mimi Lenox said...

Princess Patti - Yes, and they're very wise.

By design.There is a link under the pics. (he he he)

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - Very sweet. Thank you.

And I suppose these messages to children are about as damaging as the Fairy Tales - which as HORRIBLE.

Mimi Lenox said...

Margo - What a great idea! I'll bet they were scandalous.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - Thank you, my friend.
Hugs back to you.

Anonymous said...

LOL-Silly girl.

Linda said...

For 'conversation hearts' they don't really have much to say, do they?

But at least they got the "You Rule" part right and that's all that's necessary!

Charles Gramlich said...

Yes, you're getting a bit risque there. I can imagine a market for even more scandoulous candies.

Mark said...

You are very clever! Loved this!

Graham Ettridge said...

Well, I haven't fallen asleep yet, and have really missed visiting the castle! This post is brilliant, it really made me chuckle!!! and I can't believe you uttered the 'S' 'E' 'X' word on your blog! I nearly blushed....lol! and then to read it several more times in your comments.... I think I need to lay down for a moment..lol!

Brilliant!!!! and thanks for making me smile!

Best wishes ~ Graham

oh, and I'll be back to read more! I've missed being here :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Autumn - Guilty as charged.

Mimi Lenox said...

Linda - You do have a point! Well...I rule in Bloggingham and through the sphere (!) ...feeling the power.

Not.

The dungeon is another story however.

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - Do you think I lost my blog rating? Say it ain't so.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark - Thank you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Getty - Well....maybe all the s-e-x talk will help you s-l-e-e-p.
Or not.

I've missed seeing you here as well. Don't be a stranger.

The Gal Herself said...

Whoever would give Her Royal Highness the "Dare You" heart obviously is not a regular reader.

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - They're already in the dungeon. Don't you hear the screams?

Angell said...

Wonderful. Fun. And a great idea to combat writers block.

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