I can make my own Hallmark thank you very much
What to post for the day after that horrible day Valentine's Day. Love quotes? Philosophy? Romance? Sex? (shhh....I said sex on my blog) A past love story or two?
I think not. Exes can now exhale.
Then I reached into my pocket and literally found a post.
This guy gave me a package of conversation candy hearts for Valentine's Day. You know the kind. So I decided that my post would be to take them out one by one and write down whatEVER pops into my pencil head as a response to each one. So here goes, in the order I retrieved them (and then ate them). I didn't cheat. I played by the rules.
You should try this. You won't believe how it ends.
But I'm warnin' ya...it's just fluffy silly.
Mimi's Valentine Heart Meme
(It's not for the faint-of-welll....heart)
The first one said You Rule. I kid you not.
I might be onto something here....
You should try this. You won't believe how it ends.
But I'm warnin' ya...it's just fluffy silly.
Mimi's Valentine Heart Meme
(It's not for the faint-of-welll....heart)
The first one said You Rule. I kid you not.
I might be onto something here....
What did you expect?
I am the Queen of Bloggingham.
Temptations 1964
OK. Where do the stray socks go? 
And then can I ask you about the Black Hole, Jimmy Hoffa and how Jesus walked on water? 
You're talkin' to the wrong girl.....
You've got a lotta nerve asking me that twice.
I've already completed the first dare and you missed it.
I've already completed the first dare and you missed it.
I hate needy types.Show me what you can do outside that box first.
So you've said!
I knew you were cheating on me.Who is she?!
You're made of peanut butter, aren't you?
Like. WOW. MAN. Far. Out. Groovy.
I didn't know this was a bi-sexual box.
(There goes my PG blog rating.)
Yesterday's Valentine post here.
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51 comments:
A cheap Valentine present: a tube of Love Hearts!
I saw these flying around at Facebook, and ate so many I got sick. Thing is with me I eat them so fast the words never were allowed a chance to speak!
LMAO at hating needing types ... (he hee) If only the candies said the real truth.
For instance
1. I just want a sugar daddy
2. I will settle 4 U
3. I can't believe Mimi said sex on her blog (smile)
4. Thanks 4 the 29 cent box of hearts
5. The earings are costume jewelry, so don't wear them much
6. Well, at least I have a date
7. Lick my ear
8. LOL funny
9. Get me home early 4 blogging
10. I just got these at the gas station on the way over!!
No ... I am not really that cynicle. BUt truth be known, in 1984 I really did grab flowers at a gas station. HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!
This post made me giggle. Love those candy hearts...
You said "sex" on your blog. Oh my.
Must have been the double Dare Ya's!
Jean-luc - It's the thought that counts.
Eric - Shame on you! But I'll bet she loved the flowers anyway.
Your answers were better than mine. Just remember, if you come over to the castle you can't be funnier than I am. It's a law.
So let it be written.
So let it be done.
Lois - They were yummy. Sort of like eating a sweet fortune cookie shaped like an internal organ.
Ewww....that sounds so....gross.
Dawn - And I'll say it again.
S-E-X
S-E-X
How's that?
Brave, huh?
That was one of the best and most original memes I've seen!
Isn't there a candy heart brand out there somewhere that has sayings like "You Suck" and "Bite Me"? Now THAT'S my kind of heart candy! Or rather, broken heart candy!
Kitten - Thanks. But it was silly. Fortunately, I do silly well.
I'm sure there are candy hearts that say those things and worse. Feel free to copy my meme and make your own. (smile)
Now that is interesting...
Bud - I should say...
I got Jeff the box of perverted heart sayings....he ate most of the box before I knew it. I had a game planned.
Ummm maybe he knew?
OHh...I've done that before with Easter eggs with a former boyfriend. Whatever the slip of paper said in the plastic egg, he had to do...ummm...or whatever.
I think I should just shut up now.
I loved your valentine post! Great thinking outta the box! LOL
Great idea... and just so clever... only THE queen of Bloggingham Palace could have thunk it up...
I'm not a candy hearts fan, but you gotta love when kids give you tokens of love.
Talking candy. How sweet!
LOL. I've never thought of taking those candy messages seriously!
What would you have said about a "Be Mine" candy heart?
Tookie Tail - THAT should have been the title to my post!
Carol - Why, thank you. Now what will I "thunk up" for tomorrow?
Sigh.
Desert - I do adore him.
Nick - "sweet"...bwaahaahaaa....very funny.
Ferd - "Be fine."
You're a nut!
Jeff - Thank you!
I was actually presented with a rose last night at a bar. LOL! they had to many and the owner told me to take one. I broke the rose by accident by tripping on a step leading to my apartment. This monster can't handle the delicate rose. LOL!
That is hilarious. I don't even know where you can buy those little candy hearts anymore. That's pretty bad, huh?
Cute post, Queen Mimi. You can even have conversations with candy! Impressive.
"My Girl" is one of my all-time favorite songs.
While I was reading, your Dating Profile of the Day blog popped onto the screen at least 5 times as I was scrolling. By design?
There's a typo on the last one. Clearly they meant to say "got chai?". Honestly, you'd think they'd proofread these things. I mean what kind of message are we sending to the children who'll get these in their valentines? Honestly.
But you do, in fact, rule. And you can't fool me... you're also a cutie. Deny all you want, but I know different.
I'm crazy about fluffy silly! And you're extra good at it.
A guy I know took a bag of these hearts and printed his own messages on the back of them. Can't really repeat the sentiments here, but they were pretty funny in a wouldn't-want-to-share-them-with-your-mom sort of way. :)
FANTASTIC idea for a post...
HUGS
Ricardo - I wish I hadn't been drinking coffee this morning when I read that you broke the rose. I know it's not funny....but....well....it was.
I'm still giggling (hides head in shame)
Southern - I'm glad you thought it was funny! Mission accomplished.
Princess Patti - Yes, and they're very wise.
By design.There is a link under the pics. (he he he)
Mojo - Very sweet. Thank you.
And I suppose these messages to children are about as damaging as the Fairy Tales - which as HORRIBLE.
Margo - What a great idea! I'll bet they were scandalous.
Bond - Thank you, my friend.
Hugs back to you.
LOL-Silly girl.
For 'conversation hearts' they don't really have much to say, do they?
But at least they got the "You Rule" part right and that's all that's necessary!
Yes, you're getting a bit risque there. I can imagine a market for even more scandoulous candies.
You are very clever! Loved this!
Well, I haven't fallen asleep yet, and have really missed visiting the castle! This post is brilliant, it really made me chuckle!!! and I can't believe you uttered the 'S' 'E' 'X' word on your blog! I nearly blushed....lol! and then to read it several more times in your comments.... I think I need to lay down for a moment..lol!
Brilliant!!!! and thanks for making me smile!
Best wishes ~ Graham
oh, and I'll be back to read more! I've missed being here :)
Autumn - Guilty as charged.
Linda - You do have a point! Well...I rule in Bloggingham and through the sphere (!) ...feeling the power.
Not.
The dungeon is another story however.
Charles - Do you think I lost my blog rating? Say it ain't so.
Mark - Thank you!
Getty - Well....maybe all the s-e-x talk will help you s-l-e-e-p.
Or not.
I've missed seeing you here as well. Don't be a stranger.
Whoever would give Her Royal Highness the "Dare You" heart obviously is not a regular reader.
Gal - They're already in the dungeon. Don't you hear the screams?
Wonderful. Fun. And a great idea to combat writers block.
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