Psychedelic Buttercups

I felt like being completely silly today. Do you mind?
I totally lifted this meme from my buddy Travis. He did it up right and got it from Turnbaby. I learned that he is a strawberry, a thunderstorm, and a bookcase. Who knew??

I started to steal his most current meme entitled Six Word Life Motto (that he pilfered-in-a-friendly-sort-of-way from Starrlight )but decided it might take some serious thought.

That's not going to happen today.

My serious button has been temporarily unplugged.

The If I Were Meme.....
(watch out for falling bookcases)

If I were a direction I’d be..........lost If I were furniture I’d be...........a coffee table book table
If I were a liquid I’d be......


If I were a gem/stone I’d be......a diamond in the rough
If I were a metal I’d be..... a platinum gold album.

(This was my Band Meme CD cover.Strange, huh?)

If I were a tree I’d be.......something sturdy, strong and definitely unbendable.
If I were a flower I’d be a .......psychedelic buttercup
with a mind of its own

If I were a fruit I'd be.......a mango (known as the "queen's fruit" in honor of Queen Victoria.) But I never liked Queen Victoria. Once, in 1745, she stole my beau.

I'd like to be a pomegranate in protest if you don't mind.
If I were weather I’d be.......a flake of snow topped with a gallon milk, 3 cups of sugar and vanilla flavoring. Snow cream!
If I were a music instrument I’d be........a piano.

If I were an element I’d be..........the chemical formula N20 otherwise known as I-don't-care-if-there's-a-long-ugly-needle-in-my-mouth-even-if-the-dentist-is-cute nitrous oxide.

Laughing gas. It is part of the Earth's atmosphere. And part of my dental cleanings.

Long live hysterica inducing chemicals.
If I were a colour I’d be.........red with a shade of prissy pink thrown in for a pencil skirt splash..

If I were an animal I’d be.......Daisy The Curly Cat. Who wouldn't wanna be Daisy?

If I were a sound I’d be......a silent sigh after a long slow dance.

If I were a lyric I’d be......."Cast me gently into morning

for the night has been unkind.." McLachlan

If I were a song I’d be........."Send OUT The Clowns" (sorry Sondheim)
If I were a music type I’d be........Lyric Coloratura karaoke. If you know what a lyric coloratura soprano is (which I am) then you know how ridiculous the karaoke would be.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be.....Ode To A Cat in the newly packaged Persian Patticakes Perfume Collection - Smells Fit For A Queen: The Sequel.

On Sale now in the Bloggingham Boutique.

1600 Bloggsylvania Avenue

If I were a feeling I’d be.......pheromonal.....hormonal....anything monal will do..
If I were a book I’d be.......open.

If I were food I’d be........Cheetos
If I were a city I’d be.......gone in a New York minute

If I were a taste I’d be......French Vanilla in the morning, honey and spice at lunch and Asian Walnut Salad at dinner. With crackers and candles. And a dash of lemon.

If I were a scent I’d be.......worth more than a penny. Ohh....not that kind. Sigh.
If I were a word I’d be........oops. If I were a verb I’d be....... oops.
If I were an object I’d be......Princess Patti's footstool. She doth write succinctly. Check her out. I bow to her succinctness. Is that a word, Your Princessness? It looks non-succinctly. Un-succinctly. Not succinct. Ly.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be.......a pencil skirt.

DUH!

If I were a body part I’d be.........nails.
Nails are body parts. Right?

If I were a facial expression I’d be.......only half-spressed.

If I were a cartoon character I’d be......Frieda from Peanuts. If she said it once she said it thrice, "I love my naturally curly hair." My hero.

If I were a movie I’d be........Gone With The Wind

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be...a curve in 3-dimensional space.

Can someone say peace globe?

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be........Winter turning into Spring.
If I were a sentence I’d be......Life starts now.

I tag any blogger who would like to stay out of the dreaded dungeon for the month of April. After that, all bets are off.

What posted on Mimi Writes one year ago today? Mimi's Minutes Meme