The Dating Comeback Challenge ~ The Frick and Frack Competition

The laughs on my other site today were too good not to share. This is what happened tonight over at Dating Profile of The Day - a spoofy dating site I've authored for nearly two years now. Each week there is a Comeback Challenge competition to see who can offer the snarkiest comeback to the craziest bachelor profiles I can find. Several of you have entered this competition in the past. Enjoy the funnies! Here's what happened....

Naps are good.

Unless you take one immediately after work and wake up three hours later (like I did today) when you're supposed to be writing a very important blog post (like I did today) and keep people waiting (like I did today). Sorry ! I had a dream that people were knocking on my blog door. Thank goodness a noise outside woke me up in time to finish this before midnight - the wind is terrible in the south tonight as you may have read in the news today - but all is calm now and I'm ready to laugh. Here goes. And then I'm going back to dreamland.

And by the way, all the "Frack" answers were hysterical - bleepable or not. Some of my favorite phrases from your answers include - Preemptive rejection (Frank), the Frock household (Asara), You stink therefore you are....alone (Bud), the Freaks section (Anyhow) and The Weakest Link (Lee). I laughed out loud at these. Asara taught me a new acronym and I titled a movie after one of our contestants. See below. Thanks! I'm so glad I woke up! This is ten times better than that stupid door banging dream. Here are the results.
And no bleeps!

Contestant #1 Ladies first: Asara's Mental Meanderings returns to attempt to claim the title for the girls. She is here to tell you this week that this is not just a male phenomenon. And I, for one, admire her tenacity and wicked sense of humor. Go on with your funny self! Behold. The Girl.....



1. I can fix your car.
Thank goodness, I was afraid I was stuck here with you. = 3

2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly real slow.....Because I dont want to loose the moments...
Good, you're a slow flyer, that means you won't be able to catch me when I take off! = 2

3. What u c is what u get.
All u get to c is my back! =2

4. I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words
This picture is worth a thousand words, but all of them are RUN!!!! =2

5. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik
Wow, nice.. outfit. Sweetie, the LARP room is down the hall. = 2
(Asara....I had to look up this acronym. Live Action Role Playing......NOW I get it)

6. Frick Looking For Frack
(mimi, this one is actually harder to give a non-bleepable answer to!)
I'm sorry, this is the Frock household. I think the Fracks live across town. = 3

7. I know it's there..somewhere" (don't make me bleep ya)
I just don't have access to an electron microscope to find it! = 2

8. Hey! Wadda you know don't gotil youknow M
M! Yes, great letter, after L, and before N. Let me acquaint you with B for BYE! =2

9. "I link therefor I am"
You're not the hot dog you think you are, buster. =3 
10. I am easy to get along with,even befor you know me
Then you should have no problem getting along out of here! =2

Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah
Just stopped by.. she wanted to talk to you about a pregnancy test? She said you still owe her $50 too. = 3
Total points for Asara = 23 (tied with Frank for 1st place)
23 + Tie-breaker = 26 points!







Contestant #2 from the famous and original Tape Radio Blog has returned to play the game this week. His answers will make you sit up and take notice.

1. I can fix your car.
I wonder how many cars he will fix without getting a date, before he sees the mistake of this approach. =2
2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly realslow.....Because I dont want to loose the moments...

Guy get a clue: There is a fine line between sounding romantic and sounding like a complete loon. You have crashed through that barrier. =3


3. What u c is what u get.

R U 4 real? =3
4.I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words.
I don’t know about your pictures, but I would testify in court that you are disturbing, not funny and a man of no words (that make ANY sense). =2
5. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik.
And then the golden mongoose swoops down and takes you to Cynidar, a planet where Spirit and Magik can duel. Now you can go and find them. =2 6. Frick Looking For Frack.
Frack yourself. =37. I know it's there..somewhere (don't make mebleep ya)
Ladies, bring that magnifying glass if you are interested. =2
8. Hey!Wadda you know don't gotil youknow M
The preceding is an example of our new, fast growing dating site, “Retards Are People, Too.” =1
9. I link therefor I am
You stink therefore you are…alone. =310. I am easy to get along with,even befor you know me
But after they know you, you are a drunk with a very mean streak. A fixer upper of sorts… =2
Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah.
And then you’ll go away,right? =2

Total points for Mr. Weiser = 23 (tied with Frank and Carrie for 1st place)
23 + Tie-breaker = 25 points!

Contestant #3 Anyhow Blogs from Singapore! Did you know that Anyhow is a Taekwondo Master? Check out the video on his site today. Happy Chinese New Year to my friend from Singapore, who has been a faithful contestant in this competition for ages.

1. I can fix your car.
But can you fix your heart after I break it? =2
2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly real slow.....Because I dont want to loose the moments...
Get a life, or better yet, get a camera. =2
3. What u c is what u get.
And I don't see anything much in you. =1
4. I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words
Punctuation marks are your friends. Remember to use them. =25. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik
If you don't stop playing with fire one day you're going to burn your house down. =1
6. Frick Looking For Frack
Have you tried the freaks section in aisle 17? =3


7. I know it's there..somewhere" (don't make me bleep ya)
Take your time finding it. I doubt anyone would fall for a pea-brain anyway. =3
8. Hey!Wadda you know don't gotil youknow M
And that's why I never visited that place again. =3
9. "I link therefor I am"
I wonder how much time this guy spends AWAY from his computer. =2
10. I am easy to get along with,even befor you know me
What he failed to mention is how horrible he is after you know him. =2Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah
3 jeers for the loser. Hip hip... Horrah! =2
Total points for Mr. Anyhow = 21


Contestant #4 Lee from Tarheel Ramblings and last week's Comeback Champ!
Did you know that Lee is an awesome photographer? His site is full of gorgeous photographs. My favorite thus far is this one of a dragonfly.
1. I can fix your car.
Fix it so I can get away from you faster. = 2

2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly real slow.....Because I dont want to loose the moments...
In that case, you're safe. With you I have a feeling there isn't going to be any fun. =2
3. What u c is what u get.
A twelve year old who can't spell? =2

4. I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words
Sometimes it's just disturbing pictures that aren't funny. =1

5. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik
Then make yourself disappear! =3

6. Frick Looking For Frack
And here's me looking for the door! =3
7. I know it's there..somewhere” (don't make me bleep ya)
If you're looking for a way out, it's right in front of you. Goodbye! =2

8. Hey!Wadda you know don't gotil youknow M
I know you don't know how to spell or type. Can I go now? =29. “I link therefor I am”..
.the weakest link. =3
10. I am easy to get along with,even befor you know me
I like to get along, so I'll skip the getting to know you part so we don't spoil things. =2
Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah...
got your last $50 I bet. =2

Total points for Lee = 22 (tied with Frank for 3rd place)
22 + Tie-Breaker = 24

Contestant #5 That kind and crazy Canadian Frank Sirianni from Frank's Honk 'n Hollr (and I mean crazy in the kindest regard) has chimed in to give us his own special brand of humor. Let's tune in.... By the way, did you know that Frank now has a site just for his original short stories? He's a fugitive you know. Shhhh..... Click here. But read his comebacks first!

1. I can fix your car.
But I was hoping to breed my Mercury Cougar with a Hyundai Pony, it would be the real Cat's Ass. =2

2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly real slow.....Because I dont want to loose the moments...
Why prolong the agony? =2

3. What u c is what u get.
That explains the AS IS tag where the Levi's patch should be. =2

4. I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words
True, but explain the 1-800-522-TIPS on all your portrait photos =2

.5. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik
Must be a cheap blended Scotch? =2

6. Frick Looking For Frack
Another frakin Treckie dissin the Battlestar. =2

7. I know it's there..somewhere" (don't make me bleep ya)
By gosh, there really is a flashlight in your pocket. =3

8. Hey!Wadda you know don't gotil youknow M
M wonkuoy litog t'nod wonk uoy addaW!yeHPhew, for a minute there I thought I had gone dyslexic. =2

9. "I link therefor I am"
So you're the one that broke the chain. =2

10. I am easy to get along with,even befor you know me
Preemptive rejection, now there's a concept. =3
Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah
Just don't expect a Dear "John" letter. =3Total points for Funny Frank = 22 (tied with Lee for 3rd place)
22 + Tie Breaker = 25 points





Congratulations to The Girl~~~~!!! Asara Dragon from Asara's Mental Meanderings with a whopping 26 points narrowly escaping the mirth wrath of the multiple reigning champ Bud Weiser. What a great competition! I like that. The Wrath of Mirth. It sounds like a movie title.
OK. I'm just being silly now.
2nd place Bud Weiser with 25 points not escaping The Girl. But it was close.....Soooo close for the DJ.

3rd place was a nail-biting finish between Lee and Frank who tied with 22 points before the tie-breaker. Frank is victoriously in 3rd with his "Dear John" answer and a total score of 25 points

Congratulations to Asara Dragoness, you are the Comeback Champ for Round 53 - which will be forever known as The Frick and Frack Competition.
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I'm going back to bed now......



Goodnite John Boy....

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