Monday Mimisms with Mimi Queen of Memes ~ I've Always Wanted To Be a Nimble

Lady Fortune the Absurd of Greater Internetshire has a nifty site that gives you a proper British aristocratic royal title with the click of a mouse. Everybody needs one of those. I'm getting all my relatives one for Christmas. Shopping done! Of course there's the tagging of Ev Travis Bond Mo since this is technically a meme. But I soon found out that it wasn't so benign after all. Apparently, there's a spy in the Castle.

I simply entered "Mimi" "Female" and I was dubbed.........

Countess Mimi the Prickly of Bismorton Shropcake
I hate shropcake so I did it again.



My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Milady the Right Reverend Mimi the Saturnine of Featherstonehaugh St Fanshaw

Hmm.....Not a Meme Queen in sight. Fraudulent! Fraudulent!
So I entered "Mimi" as a male. That should do it.

His Excellency Mimi the Crepuscular of Throcking by Hampton


Hampton? Who the hay is Hampton? I do not remember that throcking and I certainly wasn't wearing my crepuscular.
Then "pencilskirt"


Viscountess Mimi Pencil Skirt the Deipnosophist of Fiddlehope in the Marsh

That's better...I think. I've always wanted to go fiddlehoping in the marsh. What the heck is a deipnosophist? I decided to look it up. Bad idea.
Do I dare? Entering....."Pencil skirt as a male"




His Eminence the Very Lord Pencil Skirt the Incontrovertible of Studley Roger



Now you're talking, Lady. There was something eminent about Roger, I do remember that part......but he never drove a convertible. And I think I would have noticed had my Lord been wearing a studly pencil skirt. Wrong again!




Milord Earl Pencil Skirt the Smoked of Piddletrenthide Under Booth



Well piddle my hide! How did you know about Earl under the booth? He so deserved the smoking.



His Excellency Pencil Skirt the Tremulous of Kirkby Overblow

Do you really think I'd comment on this?



Countess Mimi Pencil Skirt the Convincing of Goosnargh on the Carpet



For your information Lady Fortune, I did not force him. It was quite simple to convince Goosnargh to the carpet. You're that nosy neighbor that keeps peeking through the blinds, aren't ya....You're gonna ruin my reputation. I've had enough of this.

Entering.... "Mimi Queen of Memes"

Milady the Most Honourable Mimi Queen Of Memes the Kind of London by the Bow

Finally! Some respect.
I rest my case. Or I should have.

I could have gotten out of this embarrassing mess while the gettin' was good.

But, of course, I didn't.
Just out of curiosity, what would a MALE Queen of Memes be?


Very Lord Queen Of Memes the Educated of Dramble Buzzcock

I'm soooo sorry I asked.

Bloggingham is in shambles today, my friends. Interrogation proceedings have just begun to sniff out the snitch. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Not one to be daunted (or throcked I'll have you know...ahem...) I pressed on once more and invoked the last magic British aristocratic title. Here it is.

Her Exalted Highness Duchess Mimi Lenox the Nimble of Deepest Throcking Fiddlehope in the Marsh

I'll take it.

Now I've got to talk to those servants about drawing the blinds at night.

Elated and understandably tired of playing All The Queen's Men, I decided to try my luck at Miss Fortune's fortune cookie. I typed in my name and my birthday with a squeal of satisfied glee. My Fortune Cookie told me.....

Those shoes were a mistake.

Oh shut up.