The Queen's Meme ~ Naked Mannequins?

1. What is your favorite item to shop?






My favorite item to shop for is ME. Oh. You said item not person. The list is tooooo long. Let's start with shoes. No, purses. I know! Antiques! Glorious antiques....no no no no ...earrings are my favorite. And then there are the bracelets. Skirts. Jewelled crowns. Hats. Somebody stop me.

2. Quality vs. Price. Will you buy off-brand replicas at a discount store or must you have the real thing? Why or why not?

Need I say more?
3. Have you ever asked a sales clerk to remove something from display if it is the last one in the store? Tell us what special something would make you strip the clothes off a mannequin.
(which begs the question...Are all mannequins born naked?)

See this mannequin? She was born naked. I asked my mother.

Except unless you're in the Fuji store they usually don't hold cameras.

They asked me to leave. I complied by hiding in the hat closet.

You should try it sometime.However, I forgot I was allergic to straw.

4. I really don't care if a guy goes shopping with me. I'm in my own zone and always have a plan. Are you an alone-shopper or would you like to have company?

My shopping experiences are legendary. Infamous. And on this blog. I only live to do it again. I've been a bookstore criminal, Jackie-O-Wannabe in the antique store
Don't ask me about the arrest on Christmas Eve. But since you (I) asked...

I wasn't trying to steal the pink fan or Barbie's tiara. Really. That's hard to explain once you've picked up the Customer Service phone and pretended to help someone. You see, my bloggy people, THAT is why you hide behind fans and pink boas. Have I taught you nothing?
5. Have you ever done anything other than actually try on clothes in a dressing room? (I have no idea why this question followed the previous one. Ahem.) You (I) had to ask.
Frivolous unzipping of epic proportions occurred right here on this blog. I blogged where no man has ever gone before. That dressing room is now being excavated and moved to the The Royal Museum of Queen Nonsense in London. Oh. The Fame!


6. Do you like or do you get annoyed when salesclerks and store management follows you around asking "May I help you?" a million times? (I have no idea why this question followed the previous one.)
The Hardware Store caper daftly illustrates my propensity to get lost in ToolWorld - and find a maze of mirrors instead. I plead guilty. No man should try to "sweetheart" me while I'm buying a dishwasher. It was disgraceful.

The short answer is: LEAVE ME ALONE. I'm busy.
7. Create your very own store-brand name. (ie; Toys 'R Us, WalMart) What would YOUR establishment's name be?

WHAT ELSE?
And please, for the of all things plastic, stay out of the dungeon. It's almost Christmas. I hear there's a sale this weekend. I have new stories to tell.

I'm so there.