Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Queen's Meme #6 ~ Suzy Sunshine Did Not Show Up Today

Welcome back to the Queen's Tuesday Meme.

Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go
HERE for hundreds of funny examples.You know you wanna play!
In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.


Ergo, today's meme was born.
Here are my answers. Short, sweet, and overly mean sarcastic. Sue me.
I was in a mood.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate

Pencil Skirt looking for a date

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
See #1
(Just kidding!)
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
Fine!

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Do you know that is the worst pick-up line this side of Hell?
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
You put the nut in cracker.

6. Does this profile make me look fat?
Upon further reflection, I'd say not.
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
No. You are a stupid little person with no sense.



Signed,
Mimi Queen of Mean

Have a nice day.



28 comments:

Lorielle said...

LOL you put the nut in cracker. ROFL

Xmichra said...

ha! your last answer was brilliant!

Thom said...

OMG "Your Hineyness" is that you talking to the Mirror Mirror on the wall? *me turns head and laughs hysterically. Oops beg your forgiveness Your Queenship. Your pencil skirt is just beautyous today :) *bows profusely and sticks finger in his mouth

Mimi Lenox said...

Lorielle - I'm glad you got my nutcracker joke.
smile

Mimi Lenox said...

Xmichra - Why, thank you. I thought this meme was quite difficult today. Shhh..don't tell anyone.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thom Thom Thom.... - How was that rat you had to eat for breakfast this morning?

Travis said...

Happy 500th! Is that the right celebratory salutation for an occasion such as this? I hope so cause it's all I got.

Uhm...as to the memes. I've been distracted again by stuff. I shall catch up soon.

Can you turn up the heat just a tad in the dungeon. I'm getting over the flu.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - How do you like Thom's smelly feet? Hmmmm????
Bwaahhahhahaaa

forgetfulone said...

Love it! Thanks for the warm welcome!

Mys said...

I loved how you put the last one in his place... great answers.

Bond said...

YOU HAVE NEVER LOST YOUR SNARK, EVEN AFTER 500 POSTS...

amanda said...

Love the nutcracker crack!
I went and checked out the dating site is was pretty funny, will add it to my bloggy list Ok your Hineyness?
BTW Thom's breakfast rat was Flambé want to try some?

The Gal Herself said...

Thank you for doing this. As one of the terminally single myself, I recognize it as the public service it is. I have also completed mine.

Mejis said...

"You put the nut in cracker". lmao!!! I shall have to remember that one.

jennifer said...

Mimi Queen of Mean.... Have a nice day. THAT made me laugh! Your answers would shut 'em down... except for #7. I dont thank hee can take no hents.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

This was a lot of fun to do, Mimi. I loved your nut & cracker.

Mimi Lenox said...

Forgetful - Glad to have you with this crazy gang of ours!

Mimi Lenox said...

Mys - I was going for short and snarky today.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - Thank you very very much. I appreciate that.

Mimi Lenox said...

Amanda - I'm glad you liked the site and hope you will add your snark to the comments. It's a lot of fun.

Thom's rat was NOT supposed to be tasty. What am I gonna have to do to make him hush??

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - I try to warn people....

Mimi Lenox said...

Mejis - I've met a lot of nutcrackers....

Mimi Lenox said...

Jennifer - Wonderful misuse of the English language there Miss Dust Bunny! Ha!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - It came to me in a dream.

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

I'm thinking I am not only losing my marbles but I am losing my comments as well... I thought I left a comment here yesterday. Maybe I was dreaming?
I think I need more sleep... :(

Ferd said...

Funny meme, Mims!
I played!
You can always use a guy's perspective, right?
; )

Jill said...

I love number 5! too funny!

Mojo said...

Number 7 needs to read "The The Impotence of Proofredding". 'Cause he's just about the worst speeler in the whale wide word.

Did I ever show you my internet dating rants? No? I must do that sometime.

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