Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Mimi In A Minute #5 ~ The Lasagna That Died

These things keep me up at night. They give me a headache.
I just need sixty seconds of your time to unclog my pencil brain so that I can get some sleep.
Do you mind? I have a few things to say.
This is Mimi unplugged.
Hide your children.




Chief Justice John Roberts: I always write it on my hand when I can't remember the words.













Paul McCartney's engagement:
Did you check her IPOD for strains of Can't Buy Me Love? Just a suggestion....



To President Obama on closing Gitmo:

Thank you for fulfilling your promises so quickly..... but please be careful when you open the prison gate in my neighborhood.






To my date last Wednesday night:
The lasagna was so much better than you were and I cooked it.
Does that tell you something, readers? You lost your manners, your noodles - and me.

Sigh.



Ted Haggard:
Ministers of mini or mega-churches should be held to higher standards.
Lord. Here we go again.







To President Obama on his message of reconciliation to the Muslim world today: Olive branches bend both ways but take a long time to bear fruit.
I pray for a harvest of peace.





To my date Wednesday night: That's M.I.M.I. L.E.N.O.X 1600 Pencil Skirt Avenue Bloggingham Castle Road~ Blogosphere (just follow the blog posts....)


Rod Blag-Go-Away-A-Vich: You're still here? Face it Pretty Boy.

To my date last Wednesday night: The wine has been chilling for 6 days now.
Something tells me you are not going to show up.



To the woman who gave birth to octuplets: OH-MY GOD-In-HEAVEN-ABOVE.
Teach them all a different instrument. It worked for the Von Trapp Family.
and finally.....

Sorry but I had to eat the lasagna.





Mimi In A Minute #1
Mimi In A Minute #2 Enough!
Mimi In A Minute #3 Hugh Hefner & The Brady Bunch
Mimi In A Minute # 4 ~ The Ethical Treatment of Ann Coulter and Lobsters


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43 comments:

Travis said...

Eat the lasagna, drink the wine, and keep trying on the men. One of these days you'll find a winner.

Or more likely, a winner will find you...probably one of those times when you're out falling down amidst your trees.

Desert Songbird said...

What Travis said.

RennyBA said...

They said you could not do it, so you did ;-)

Lois Grebowski said...

bwahahahahaahahaha.... Love the VonTrapp Mimi-ism!

Summer said...

You are truly awesome. You know that right?

Vodka Mom said...

To Mimi: You totally rock. holy shit.


and Paul? Seriously?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You cooked? And it was good? :)

The Gal Herself said...

Worry not over Sir Paul (this time). She's a millionaire in her own right -- daddy began a very lucrative NJ trucking firm. She's in her late 40s and she's known him (through Linda) for years. His kids like her, and both her legs are her own. I still think I'm a better choice for him, but apparently he's not listening to HIS little birdie (as in your post below).

Starrlight said...

I finished the Meme!!!

And now I want Italian food. Yummers!

Mark said...

Fantastic! Love your thoughts and your humor. Eat the lasanga and drink the wine. Your dates loss! You, not the food.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - Ahhh....Trav. But will he catch me when I fall?

Mimi Lenox said...

Songbird - Smooch.

Mimi Lenox said...

Renny - Anytime anyone says "Mimi, you cannot do this"...it is always the first thing I do. Yep.

Mimi Lenox said...

Lois - Weren't they awesome though?

Mimi Lenox said...

Summer - That means a lot today. Thank you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Vodka - Seriously. I think they are getting married on Valentine's Day.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - Very good. How soon we forget my famous lasagna.

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - We all need a personal little birdie. I wrote Sir Paul and told him about you. Expect a letter shortly....He does not know what he's missing.

Mimi Lenox said...

Starr - Have some noodles.

bundleocontradictions said...

Um...is there something you need to say about your date on Wednesday?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark - Why, thank you, sir. I'll toast to new dates.

Mimi Lenox said...

Autumn - Date? What date? On Wednesday? Huh? Whatever do you mean??!!

Bond said...

WHAT? No salmonella breakout?

Phew....

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - Ha ha ha. Very funny, wiseguy.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Alas, your date did not go down too well on Wednesday. He bit the dust!

Akelamalu said...

He wasn't worthy of you Mimi!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I think that lasaagnie looks FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

( i spell it wrong, as that's what I call it )

About all the political stuff, yep yep mmm hhhmmm.

I went to see the castle on Google Earth, and WOW ... what a nice spread. I would love to try the jousting courts and the polo field. Cowboys are good at Polo.

Hope your headache is gone Mimi. If it comes back just call Dr Shoal.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ps ... your date was a dope!!!

(shakes head in confusion)

Jamie said...

The prospective new Mrs. Beatle was a good friend of Linda's, is almost as rich as Paul, and his daughter STella likes her. This may work out better than your Wednesday night.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-luc - You can say that again!

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - But he was handsome as the day is long. And a mess of a man. But cute. Just sayin'..Don't get me started.....

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - Google map has the castle? Did you see Homer out swimming in the moat?

Mimi Lenox said...

P.S. Doctor Shoal...yes, I met him this evening. Interesting fella that Doctor Shoal....and the Nurse too...interesting....uh huh.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - Not much needs to happen to work out better than my Wednesday night date.

Julie said...

You see.....there's that tender sharing I was telling you about.

Did you know that lasagna created for a date that never happened has no calories? That's right! I looked it up!

**hugs sweetie**

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

The lasagna looks delicious... I'm hungry now.

Patti said...

Where have I been? I didn't know Paul got engaged.

And I thought I kept up with current events!

The lasagna looks yummy. Enjoy the wine that's plenty chilled!

I am laughing at wiseguy Vinny Bond's comment.

Mimi Lenox said...

Julie - No calories??! Whew! That's a relief. Except for Baby Boy and my son, I ate the entire casserole myself.

Don't tell anyone.
I had to. My mother's "think about all the starving children" speech did me in.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - I think everyone wants lasagna now! I'll whip up another batch.

Or not.

Mimi Lenox said...

Patti - Oh yeah. Bond is funny alright...ha ha ha...

Ricardo said...

Ted Haggard was on Larry King tonight and he didn't do himself any favors. I give him 6 months before a new scandal breaks out. He's shifty, that one.

Rod Blag-go-awau-a-vich is going to hang around more than we want I fear.

So sorry about the brush off by the guy you dated on Wednesday night. What was he thinking? He missed out.

Mimi Lenox said...

Ricardo - The Haggard affair is already too much to hear. I can't imagine he had anything to contribute to the story that any of us wanted to hear.

The ex-Governor of Illinois is a trip.

And thank you. What was he thinking? I have no clue. I'm just glad he showed his true colors early on. Maybe I was spared further hurt. And he was spared more of my cooking.....

Don said...

On the topic if your dates: they obviously weren't worth it. Count yourself more experienced and move on - they've been officially kicked to the curb.

On Haggard: higher standards than me? No. My standards are high enough; if he can't meet them (or at least those of his flock), well...

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