Monday, June 4, 2007

Mimi is in Jail ~ Send bail!


I knew it would happen.
Sooner or later somebody would get mad about making peace with the world.
And now there's a bounty on my pencil head. They took my skirt and everything.My last gig in the slammer was for Felonious Act of Meme Larceny in the third degree, remember? I had to flirt with prisoner 060607 just to get a pencil, the girls in cellblock C are playing Solitaire on my laptop, they gave me bread laced with bread for dinner and I need a manicure.

These people don't play.

Somebody call the President! (1-800-chey-suli) but please don't tell my mother. If you hurry, I could be out by BlogBlast for Peace and she'll never have to worry.

We only need 14 more peace globes to completely color in the United States map with peace globe bloggers! Send these states......

ALASKA, DELAWARE, IDAHO, KANSAS, LOUISIANA, MASSACHUSETTS, MISSISSIPPI, NEBRASKA, NORTH DAKOTA, RHODE ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA, SOUTH DAKOTA, VERMONT AND WYOMING.
If I'm flying, I'm lying.
Would you feed Patti Cakes while I'm gone? She eats chocolate widgets. And who turned me in for a dollar?

16 comments:

Marie said...

What a great sense of humor you have! Loved the want ad.

I'm a bit behind, but I'm from Idaho, and I see you need a peace globe blogger from there. What do I need to do?

It's weird; I wrote about peace in a family situation that totally blew me away and then I find you...I must be totally wide open! Thanks for sharing...and get back with me on the peace blog. I shall try some of the links too.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thanks, Marie! I'll email you right away with instructions. You can click on most anything here and find out how to do a peace globe, especially the sticky post at the top. It's hard to miss.

I can't wait to see what happens in the next 48 hours.

Mimi

Patti said...

How dare you attempt to incite peace?
That will be 40 lashes with an olive branch for you Miss Pencil Skirt person.

Peter Haslam said...

What out already and I didn't get a buck I gave a buck. Inflation just don't get much for your buck :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Peter - It was YOU??!

Travis said...

Look for anyone eating a Hershey bar.

Annelisa said...

Here, Mims, there's a file in the bread laced with bread.... if you work at it all day and all night, you'll be able to break yourself free!

Thanks for taking time to come and see me, even with being up to your ears in flying globes! :-D

I'm here, let me know what I can do!

Akelamalu said...

You're doing a great job Mimi, I'm all ready for tomorrow here in the UK!

Mimi Lenox said...

Annelisa - The file worked. I'm free! I just got your email about delegating. Answering soon.....Thank you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - Those chocolate peace globes are beginning to sound better and better. Yum.

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - Go, United Kingdom!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Mimi...I have sent someone from Mississippi your link and hopefully he'll be flying a globe. I've told him to let you know if he does so he can represent!!! :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Thank you, Crazy Mom.

Crazy Working Mom said...

He said he was game and he'd be in contact with you when he got it posted! :)

Horray!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i want a chocolate peace globe!

smiles, (and ready) bee

azgoddess said...

well, i think you're worth more than a dollar -- on your good days...smile

tomorrow's the big day eh? hugs!!

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