Monday Mimisms ~ The Monday Melee

I took this from Judy at Welcome To My World of Dreams. Feel free to steal The Monday Melee Meme.

1. The Misanthropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

Angry and violent human beings with no regard for anyone else.

2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.

YIKES! OK. I'll do it anonymously. Surely he doesn't read my blog. The nightwatchman at the last job I had used to steal my lunch from the fridge in the lounge. He finally stopped when I began eating liver pudding. Gosh, that was so scandalous.

3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.

The distance in my long-distance love life. (but very happy with the love part)

4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
I give my son credit for overcoming difficult obstacles and living to tell it. He has a ways to go but I still believe he is the bravest boy I know.

5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
That should be easy for a Pencil Skirt, but it's not. Vain, I am. Admittedly. Now I get permission to brag? OK! OK! You twisted my arm....but I won't comment on the physical because it changes with the time of day depending on the bounce left in my curl. I do believe the proverbial mirror says I'm insightful. And vain.

6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
Globally: World Peace but I do not believe it is make-believe. It is possible.
Personally: To blog for a living after selling my novel to a major publisher, then travel wherever I desire, whenever I desire and live happily ever after with the man I love.

Now, I'm off to work.
Sigh.

Happy Monday!