Saturday, November 29, 2014

I Am Sure, Quite Sure, That Today Is Not My Birthday

Can't you see that post title up there, Homer. It is NOT my birthday!

 But you just...

 Whatever, Homer. This is no time to be difficult. 
I'm having a midlife crisis.

Glad you asked...

 What now?!

I don't have time to wait. I'm getting older by the minute.

It's about my hair....something feels strange..
The calendar says that today is my day of earthly birth, but I don't feel a day over 10!!! How can this be?

Now that she's gone ....

What is THIS, Homer?

I can see that Homer. Oh! You bought me a present? 
Wow! You are the bestest imaginary dog in the whole world!!

 What's in the box, Homer?! Tell me! Tell me!

 Well! I never!

How did you know? Because my mirror must be lying....I don't see ANYthing suspiciously old. Where IS it?! You tell me and you tell me now!


Did somebody call Cindy Crawford? I want a refund. Her beauty secrets ain't working.
Apparently my dog knows more about the workings of my inner molecules than she does. And I paid $600 for an ounce of grey-hair prevention snake oil. I must have missed a dose that one day when I was under the weather. Good thing I've had my trusty and loyal friend, Homer, all these years.

Thank you, Homer. You really do care about me after all. 
I'm grateful for the evil box of Clairol. I'll try to color that one strand tonight and get on with my life.

I need to lie down now. 
This was the most traumatic birthday present I ever received.

What did you say, Homer?

That's what I thought you said.
You are the best dog EVER!!

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Christine said...

Happy Birthday, Mimi! Those pesky silver hairs come in as you acquire more wisdom, grace, and calm of heart. Embrace them as the symbols they are. Then reach for the Clairol. ;-)
Have a lovely birth day!

Mimi Lenox said...

Christine - I've managed, thus far, to never have to color one strand of my auburn hair. But if need be I will do it! I will!
A Queen's gotta do what a Queen's gotta do.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Christine!

speedyrabbit said...

hahaha love this!Happy Birthday Mimi,xx Rachel

Mimi Lenox said...

That Homer is a mess, SpeedyRabbit, a mess!

Mark In Mayenne said...

Happy non birthday :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark! I've missed you. Hope all is well in France.
Thank you for the non...

Akelamalu said...

Happy New Year Mimi. xx

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