Monday Mimisms ~ On Vacation To Never NeverLand

And where might that be?
Well, it occurred to me today that for the next seven days I could do exactly what I want to do......if I wanted to. So I asked myself, When do you ever just do nothing?"
"Never."
When do you ever veg on the couch and watch TV?
"Never."
When do you ever just lounge around in bed and read a book all.day.long?
"Never!"
When do you ever forget about the To Do List, peace globe tracking, dishwashing, career stuff and responsibilities due as in yesterday?
"Never."

So I've decided to challenge myself to a Never Neverland Vacation and see if I really CAN do it. Those who know me well will understand that this will be a challenge. I shall make myself (gulp) RELAX. Yes. I shall. For seven days.

Oh. There is one more perk to this blogvation. I will also enjoy the attentions of one very tall man with a mischievous grin who told me last night, "I would like to interrogate you further." (ha!)

Don't be alarmed. He's an ex-police officer. He speaks in a language I've yet to decipher. Little does he know he's talking to a woman who owns a dungeon.

Homer will not be in charge because he can't keep his mouth shut about my love life.
If you need me, I'll be second to the left and straight on til morning   in the interrogation room under a light bulb...or something like that.

Men!