Monday Mimisms ~ How To Pardon A Turkey (and other fun games!)
Ten Things to Do on Thanksgiving Besides Cook Turkey
1. Thank God for divorce (Just kidding!!)
Let me start again....
2. Go to a nursing home or jail and visit someone who never gets company.
Bernie Madoff comes to mind.
3. Sing them a song (in my case, this would be my offering. Home baked goodies would be out of the question)
4. Time travel to 1910 and go Christmas shopping
5. Make your Christmas list
(Homer gets NOTHING)
(Homer gets NOTHING)
6. Visit your mother. Bring this!
For yourself
7. Wish upon a wishbone
7. Wish upon a wishbone
8. Look at this 1942 photograph and wonder why the little boy on the end
is face down in the dressing.
9. Gobble something
10. Pardon at least one turkey in your life.
I might need more than one bird.
7 comments:
Hee Hee.... I'm loving your post today. MOL
hugs, Max
You have me giggling this morning. :D Have a great day!
So funny! "I may need more than one turkey." Hee hee.
There have been many turkeys at the white house who should never be pardoned...
LOLOL I LOVE the face-down child!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you!!!
~shoes~
Don't bother with Bernie. The relatives still on the outside have what's left of the money. Hit on one of the new guys who just got charged with insider training. They haven't spent it on the lawyers lately.
Happy Thanksgiving
I pardoned a turkey one year...well, there was one year when I didn't have turkey for dinner on Thanksgiving. I don't know if that got a bird off the hook, but maybe it did.
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