Queen's Meme #23 ~ His Name Wasn't Jack

The Queen's Meme #23 ~ The Blog Blizzard Meme

Baby, it's cold outside! I have snow on the brain and ice on the windshield. Ten and twenty degree temperatures doth not a happy Queen make. But I have plans to keep warm, that is, unless the power fails in which case I'm doomed. I really am in the midst of a snowstorm this week but many of you are not. You must get creative and use your imagination. It's a blog blizzard! I'm here to test your survival skills or at least make you laugh. Here's how it plays. Good luck.

The Blog Blizzard Meme

1. An unexpected blizzard occurs. The power goes out for 10 days. There is no food in the house, no gas in the car, no heat, no TV, no computer, nada! You are snowed in and can't get to the store for supplies. How would you survive? How would you get out of this mess?

I would put on my boots and walk a mile in the snow to the neighbor's house.
They would take me in once I told them of my royal heritage.

2. Tell us about your last snowball fight.
It was night. Me. Baby Boy. He won.
Man, that boy can throw.

3. You have been asked to make a snowman. What is his name?

Snowy Maloney. He's going to play Mafia Wars for me on Facebook. When the sun comes out he's history and no one is the wiser for the havoc he wreaks. It's a perfect plan.

4. I have mountains of snow outside my door. I would like to make snow soup. What is the recipe?

Two shoe boots of snow, one liter of vanilla flavoring, 2 cups of milk, 5 lbs of sugar, corn syrup and a gallon of whiskey. Hiccup.

5. It is Day 5 of the Big Blog Blizzard. You have been hunkered down for a very long time and in danger of losing your sanity. Your blog neighbors (that would be us) come callin' to see if you're OK. We peek in the window. What do we see?
What are you doing in there?

Blogging. What do you think?
Oh there's no electricity. Well, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

6. Who is the flakiest snowflake in your life?
Past or present.

I keep them in a special Flake File in my memory. Occasionally they walk by. I wave.
It's a good thing you can't read my thoughts.
Can you?

7. You are Snow White. Which dwarf is your favorite and why?

Let's see....there was ... Dopey. Mopey. Loopy. Snoopy. Creepy. Sleepy.
and John. Creepy wasn't my favorite.

8. What is the most fun you've ever had inside during a snowstorm?

2005. Snow. Falling. Me. Falling. A blanket. A guy. A fire. Chinese food. Candles. Bubbles. Cold out. Chardonnay in. The world stopped.
I'll stop now.

9. What was Jack Frost nipping at?
.....ears....elbows. fingers. eggrolls. neck. toes. ears. and the occasional bubble......oh, I thought you said nibbling. My mind wandered to question #8.

I should have known better. His name wasn't Jack.

10. Due to blobal warming (that's blog + global for all you non-blog speakers) your snowman has prematurely melted. What was his last request?

A ticket to Iceland and out of this meme. First class.