WBLOG TV ~ The Unbloggable News

Welcome back to The Queen's Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun! This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

Welcome to WBLOG TV: The Meme
The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog. And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

1. The Weather Channel Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?

And now from your weather girl, Monsoon Mimi. Sunny with a wisp of clouds, wind on the horizon, and fire flying from my fingertips. I think it's gonna rain today.

2. The News Channel

What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?

Somebody stole Homer.


3. The Economic Channel How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?



4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip.
Dish it!

It was Autumn. LadyHighTower (who is apparently having a wicked hot flash or some astonomical event) was ready for something other than a heat stroke. Vannie's tummy was itching so Psychic Mama looked into her crystal ball and saw dust bunnies in there! Why Did You Say That OutLoud? screamed Vannie, that's just twisted! Sister, you say? I'm having a girl?
Suddenly it dawned on someone far wiser than all of us, to send down a glacier from Newfoundland by way of Jean-Luc's spaceship to cool off the fortune teller before she ruined BlogLand forever.
Just then, a wicked girl in a straight jacket appeared to The Ominous Anonymous Player who showed up with Grace, who was raining by the way, but thankfully married to a gynecologist with an uptown office in Maria's Space. They made Vannie an appointment for Thom-orrow and told her not to Mys it.




5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?



The Olympic Palace Polo Team.
Mount your steed and away you go.The object of the game first and foremost is to stay on the blasted horse.
Balls are optional.


6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)

Homer was spotted riding a horse during the polo match. He was the only one still on the horse.

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls.

The Royal Church of Blog. Click the Blible to read your commandments.


8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?

The Bold and The Pitiful

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to throw half the blogosphere in the dungeon for not doing the meme.
God save the Queen.

And their heads.