Sunday Stealing and Fightin' In The Castle

OK. I've gotta tell ya. I started to let Homer write this post because...well...he is still upset about the Bl-Oscars and needs something to do. I'm tired of his pouting! Get OVER it already, will ya?
He's sitting in the corner looking at me like I'm daft right now. He hasn't said one word since the news came from Germany that he didn't win a blog Oscar for Best Supporting Role In A Daytime Drama. "Well, you ARE a daytime drama around here!" he said, "I should have been honored for putting up with you." See what I have to endure, people? Oh....Daisy the Curly Cat, Tonka the Wonder Dog and even Misty's Maggie May get constant recognition.

No Homer.
I'll just move on now.

Sunday Stealing: The Procrastination Tool Meme

1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

Who would sit down to eat? Are they playing The National Anthem?

2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
You have to ask?
(They didn't serve them in above pictured restaurant. I asked. I left. Some places....)

3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

One fine day a group of alien surgeons removed everything from the waist down except my boots.
It's a sight!

4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

My hands to heaven in exasperating frustration at the insanely irritating ramblings of that damn dog. Of course, I was carrying a cinder block at the time.

5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

No. But Homer's clocked was nearly cleaned for eternity just this morning.

6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

Ask Homer. Today may be the day.

7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Mimi Muhammad Ali.
He had those nifty gloves and I just broke a nail

8. What’s your goal for the year?

To watchAll Dogs Go To Heaven....so to speak.

9. Last person you hugged?

The surgeon who left my boots. I promised him a date.

10. First place you went this morning?

That's kind of personal don't ya think?

11. Do you always answer your phone?

I have caller ID. If it's Humane Society or PETA, I pass.

12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?

I don't know but I'm really getting sick of it.

13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?

Just one eye? Let me see....Nope. I would not change my eye color. I'm a brown-eyed girl. And I like it.

14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?

A cat

15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?

Yesterday makes me excited and was a dandy of a song. Today makes me excited. Tomorrow makes me excited. I'm E.X.C.I.T.E.D.

16. Do you have any saved texts?

No. All my texts are going to hell.

17. Ever been in a car wreck?

The car was fine. It was not a "wreck" until I wrecked it. And then, I was in a car wreck you see......If you followed that, congratulations.

18. Do you have an accent?

Some would say so. I prefer to think of it as southern honey dipped royalty wrapped in a northern lilt. Got that?

19. What was the last song to make you cry?

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

20. What did you do last night?

Wouldn't you like to know.......

21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Does last night count?

Will somebody shut him up?

22. Current hate right now?

Whining dogs.

23. Met someone who changed your life?

In a serendipitous kind of way.....But seriously, people can't "change" your life. They provide the catalyst, the inspiration, the motivation, the love, the support. You have to do the changing.

24. How did you bring in the New Year?

In Macy's bags.
Doesn't everyone?

25. What song represents you?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize to Homer for being evil.

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