I Didn't Mean To Say Viagra
Let's play the Survey Says Meme from Duchess Linda of Norwich Upon the Thames who writes the ever photographically brilliant blog, Are We There Yet?
I met her off-blog a year ago this week. How time flies.
I'm in a silly mood. I hope you don't mind but I wrote down the first thing that popped into my pencil head.
I met her off-blog a year ago this week. How time flies.
I'm in a silly mood. I hope you don't mind but I wrote down the first thing that popped into my pencil head.
1. Name something you use in the shower.
Too much water
Too much water
2. Name a product for men.Viagra (It's only question 2 and I'm already in trouble)
Scratch that. Forget I said it.
2nd answer is.....Viagra
Scratch that. Forget I said it.2nd answer is.....Viagra
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshields.My car is a parking ticket magnet.
"Ticket me! Ticket me!"
4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
Viagra
5. What is another word for blemish?
There is no other word. It's the perfect BLOG word. Sometimes the universe works out that way you know. BL-emish. That's Blog + blemish for all you non-blog speakers.
6. Something you cook in the microwave.
Leftover crumbs. It adds flavor to the nuclear properties.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
The piano in my sidebar
8 Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
All You Need Is Love.
Hat tip: Beatles
No Viagra
The piano in my sidebar
8 Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
All You Need Is Love.
Hat tip: Beatles
No Viagra
I promise not to say it again!
**ASIDE: I suppose I have this word on the blog brain because of an email I opened this week from a guy who looked old enough to be my great-great-great-great grandfather.
I kid you not. I was not amused.
And I promise never ever ever ever to open my mail again. In fact, it scared me so much I closed down my dating profile. I'm D.O.N.E.
But I digress......
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Just about everything.
I can't take him anywhere.
Just about everything.
I can't take him anywhere.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Hair Untangling. I'm still doing research.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
Dating an older woman
Hair Untangling. I'm still doing research.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.Dating an older woman
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
Home-o-phobic
(No Boy Scouts were injured in the typing of this answer)
(No Boy Scouts were injured in the typing of this answer)
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Dating
(I've been known to injure with the elbows in the middle of the night)
Dating
(I've been known to injure with the elbows in the middle of the night)
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. Bwaaahhaahhaa....Just one?15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying.
If they spent time in after school detention with Maestra Mimi
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.The one on the Rook card.
He's just ugly
17. Name something someone would wear with a hole in it.
Lingerie
Lingerie
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
Your brain on blog
Your brain on blog
I spent 80 minutes inside the
Why does it have to be a blue pill?
That doesn't seem very cheery to me at all.
That doesn't seem very cheery to me at all.
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52 comments:
So the other day it was about green, and today it's about blue?
Hmmmmmm
Wow! Two times in a row I get to be first!
I just did a little victory dance.
being magnetically scrambled is quite fun... hope all is well...
This is your Queen.
This is your Queen on drugs.
Any Questions???
Ummmm ... unless things have changed, Boy Scouts don't earn a merit badge for dating older women.
I can't stop laughing! Thanks for a great start to my day.
I am glad that you still have your fabulous sense of humor. Hope all goes well with your test.
You're right. Viagra should come in a RED pill. Bright RED
I'm glad to hear all your parts are in place... even if your brain is magnetically scrambled.... :D
{Hugs}
Viagra, it's hard to believe. Why do they give men in nursing homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Love your wit.
#17. Yes, the Viagra answers were witty. But, oh! Your Highness! #17! THAT'S FUNNY! You must be feeling better to come up with that.
Oh my gosh - Katherine has me physically laughing out loud and not just doing that LOL'ing thing!
Great job, your Majesty, though it was evident you had Viagra on the brain whilst blogging this one! As for #17, are you sure you weren't blushing just a bit when you wrote that one?!?
I'm off for an MRI myself this evening but it's for my back and not my scrambled brain so I hope it's nowhere near the 80 minutes you were in for yours. As long as I keep my eyes closed I should be fine (I made the mistake of opening them just once - shudder!).
Has it really been a year already since you, Princess Patti, and myself terrorized Bertoni's?? I wonder if they've recovered yet?!?
Um... Majesty? Is there something I can do to help ease your pain? Because you know I'm all about the Royal Service.
Wait? They owe me a Merit badge for taking Mrs. Magillicudy out when I was 10?
Who knew
Haha! I love your memes!
LOL Love your answers Mimi! I've done this meme too, scheduled to post next week sometime. :)
Trav - I actually think they should be green. That's "happier" and we're talking about happy pills.
Fish - Ummm....it was not really "fun" and all is not exactly "well" but I'm managing. Thank you.
Katherine - That is one of the funniest comments I've ever read. I can't stop laughing...
Southern - Maybe my sense of humor was a little warped on that one.
Bobbie - YAY! Laughing is good!
Pam - I try. And thanks.
Charles - Why red?
Dawn - Well, they're there but not exactly "in place".
Sigh.
Yes, my brain is still scrambled today..
Mark - Now THAT was funny.
Gal - It was the first thing that popped into my head. I had to write it down. I promised.
My brain is in the proverbial gutter today. Glad it was amusing...
Duchess Linda - I was not blushing a bit. I was having a moment.
And I doubt Bertoni's will ever forget us. I wonder if the artificial flowers are still there.
Good luck with your test.
Mojo - Now that made me smile. You daring servant!
Bond - I knew I wasn't wrong about those Boy Scout badges!
Bibi - Thank you!
Akelamalu - I will check it out.
dadshouse - That was the perfect answer and very quick thinking.
I don't think it makes men "less of a man" either. This is just a meme. Not my life philosophy....
I'm just checking on your scrambled brains... I do hope you feel better soon! I'm missing your dungeon threats ;)
what IS the missing link?
I saw this and thought of you…
no really…
I meant it as a compliment.
(hope you feel better)
Hope you are improving, can soon don some lingerie and that the dating site guy doesn't show up with Viagra.
I am not fond of parking tickets.
An MRI? Fun. Glad all is intact.
MRIs and I do not mix. Only if I have taken plenty of Xanax.
Oh, and I take Viagra, but it's called Revatio and it's a nice, simple white. Good for circulation, you know.
And here I thought I was too worn out to laugh today. Thank you once again, Your Blajesty. :)
A blue job!
Dawn - So you want me to threaten ya, huh? OK. I'll think on that one. Maybe I'd better get back to my Queen throne soon. I'm feeling the power already. I think the MRI put something IN that made me think weird. I'm blaming this meme on that anyway.
Kathering - I'm scared to click. OK. Going to now...brb..
Katherine - Gorillas??!!! Oh that was funny. Everybody should click the link in your comment above.
Jamie - Slowly improving and thank you. I'll think about the lingerie. Do you think that would help?
Ricardo - Intact but out of whack.
Songbird - I did not know that is was given to women by that name. Hope it is working well for you.
Yes, the MRI was a trip.
P.S. Songbird - But I did spend some of my time identifying the tones and octaves. It passed the time but man....even with the earplugs it is LOUD.
Autumn - Your Blajesty??! BlasphemY!! Off to the dungeon with ya.
How am I doing, Dawn? Better?
Bud - Ha ha ha.
Read your email.
Um, how about Your Blighness? No...that doesn't sound good. Bleen? Good grief! Every time I try Blogese, it sounds stupid. I'll just stick to American & a bit of Autumnese.
Ahh the illusive MILF badge. One must achieve Eagle Scout to even consider trying out for it.
Seriously I know two eagle scouts who did just that.
PS...I wanna read that email!
Q19: Name anything that begins with 'V' and ends in 'A'?
Jean-luc - You've got that right. Redundant. I know.
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