Sunday Stealing with Judd Corizan

I have a bone to pick with Judd Corizan.

I was so looking forward to doing this meme today. I even saved it for my "reward" after cleaning the microwave (where is the maid??!) and now I find that after finishing it, I'm thoroughly depressed! It brought back terrible memories.


It's called the
Have you ever…Meme

1. gone on a blind date?

Yes, and I am still trying to erase the memory of what I saw. PLEASE! No more questions!

2. skipped school?

Ummm......that would be a no.

3. watched someone die?

Read this post.

4. been on a plane?

Yes, but only to New England.
Does that count?

5. been on the opposite side of your country?

Well, if I turn the map around New England would be on the opposite side of the south. Wouldn't it? Oh! I've been to Toronto. Wait. Let me flip it the other way. There. Now. I can say I've been to the opposite side. I think.
6. swam in the ocean?

When the map rotated the plane turned upside down and I fell out. Swam. Nearly drowned. Stung by a fish. PLEASE! No more questions!

7. had your booze taken away by the cops?
How did you know about the blind date in question 1?! Are you stalking me?

8. lettered in high school sport?

What does lettered mean? Travis! Help! Judd has asked a sports question. I am not qualified to answer. Quick. Queen needs your assistance. Try to get here before I finish this meme so I won't look like a dunce to my kingdom.
9. cried yourself to sleep?

I'm getting a good start on that right now.....

10. played cops and robbers?

How will I EVER forget that stupid stupid date in the back of a squad car if you keep asking me the same question over and over and over again??!! I am so depressed!! I'm going back to sleep.....

11. sung karaoke?

Like follow the bouncing ball singing? Is this another sports question?

12. paid for a meal with coins only?

That is how I got arrested in the first place. I thought the parking meter was a bubble gum machine....and the rest is well.....unbloggable.

13. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

I told myself not to do this meme. I really need to learn to listen while I'm talking to myself.

14. cheated on an exam?

OK OK Judd I confess! The driver's license road signs identification test. I cannot see at night. I have terrible night vision while driving. It's even worse in the daytime. While I waited in the DMV waiting room to be taken to the little goggle-eyed machine to read the signs, I listened to the person in front of me and memorized the order. I was just lucky he was a smart cookie or no driver's license for Mimi.

15. made prank phone calls?

I dialed 911 on the blind date with the police officer - and used his phone
He was not amused.

16. laughed until some sort of beverage came out of your nose?

Ummm.....that would be a no.

17. caught a snowflake on your tongue?

As a matter of fact I have.
And then I sang "Snowflakes Keep Falling On My Head".

18. written a letter to Santa Claus?

Dear Santa, I need a pair of handcuffs for Christmas. I certainly could have used them on that horrible blind date. (See! I told you I should have been in church today.)

19. watched the sunrise with someone you care about?

Yes. And then I cried myself to sleep again. Bwaaahaaahaa

20. been kissed under the mistletoe?

Dear Santa, I need some mistletoe for Christmas. I certainly could have used some on that horrible date.

21. ever been arrested?

See Questions 1, 7, 10, 12, 14 and 15. I am such a reprobate.

22. gone ice skating?

When the upside down plane hit the Connecticut River.
Lucky for me I had my skates.

23. been skinny dipping outdoors?
See Question 22.

24. had a nickname?

Nick is a guy's name. (rolling eyes....)
25. been on TV?

As a matter of fact, yes. Singing. And trust me, it wasn't karaoke. But close.

Maybe this was all a bad dream. I really can't blame Judd. He's launched an incredible new syndicated feature called Sunday Stealing that is taking the blogworld by storm. Not only is it highly addictive but we might see a sharp decline in morality in the blogosphere. Mine. Why, you asked? Is it because his memes are mean? No. They are so good that people are staying home from church to do the meme! Perhaps that is why I am depressed. He is kinda cute with his dorky glasses and all but still.....

No Queens were scandalized in the making of this meme.I'll see you tomorrow for a special edition of Monday Mimisms.

I need to get to church now.

And PLEASE! No more questions!
I'm in enough trouble as it is.