Somebody Get Me Out Of This Corset: The Needs Meme

I found this meme at Shannon's Moments of Introspection who got it from Dawn's Daily Life who got it from... Do you mind if I stop with the begats now? My corset is a little tight.

The rules: All you have to do is Google your first name with the word needs behind it and post the results. Don't forget to tag tag tag (if you are the tagging sort)!

I typed in 'Mimi needs,' and here are 15 of 2,680,000 results produced by Google. I decided to stick with results from the first 2 pages only no matter what they were. Are they reading my mind?? Apparently there's a homeless cat named Mimi out in blogland with a huge problem and people everwhere are obsessed with finding me her a home. And then there were the tummy folks and the wardrobe suggestions.

Since I haven't posted a good old-fashioned dare-you-to-dodge-the-dungeon meme in a while I decided to tag, tag, and tag. See bottom of post. If your name is not there feel free to grab this meme anyway. It's fun! (unlike the Dungeon...hint hint....)

Let's see what the Universe sent me. I'm afraid to look.

1. Mimi needs to lose the attitude.
2. Bonnie needs to back off from Mimi
3. Mimi needs prayers (You can say that again....)
4. Mimi Needs a Tummy Tuck (The universe can be so rude.)
5. Mimi Needs a Home (pet forum for dogs, cats and humans)
6. Mimi Needs To Go Home
7. Mimi Needs to be careful how she reacts to Harry's email (who's Harry?)
8. Mimi needs to wear colors that go well with pink.
9. Mimi needs a new loving forever home (meow...)
10. Phlebotomy Best Practices: What tubes does Mimi need for the electrolytes, CBC, and prothrombin time? (ouch... I so hate needles)
10. Mimi needs a loud print dress
11. Mimi needs a beam weapon
12. Mimi needs to bring her sexy back!
13. Mimi needs to stop helping where it's not needed
14. Mimi needs some spray-on abs (I went for the ever popular corset instead)15. Mimi needs to BLEEP!

Can I breathe now?

I, Mimi Queen of Memes, royally tag the following.

Go forth and meme. Excuse me while I uncorset myself.

A Word In Edgewise ~ Jeff B Adopted Jane Airhead55 ~ Ralph And As The World Turns ~ Turnbaby Angellz Secretz Anndi ~ Transition Another Piece of The Puzzle

Are We There Yet? ~ Linda Bad Jokes and Oven Chips Billion Dollar Baloney

Desert Songbird ~ The Ice Box Diana's Little Corner Diary of a Heretic ~ Kathleen Maher Dixie's Heart and Soul Duward Discussion Everything and Nothing ~ Akelamalu Ferd at Texas Medical Freak Foster Me Up! Frank's Honk'n'Holler Friday Night Fish Fry ~ Deana Grandolf and Grayson Hahn At Home Here Comes A Storm ~ Starrlight Home In France I Am Woman See Me Blog! ~ Lizza Idaho Photo It's a Blog Eat Blog World ~ Morgen It's Sanni-licious

Julie's Jewels and Junque Late Bloomer Boomer - Patti Maryam In Marrakesh Moving Finger Writes ~ Prometheus Muffin 53 ~ Empress Bee My Life Is Murphy's Law ~ Ev My View Of It Nick's Bytes Nola Dawn Odat Mumbles Olga, The Traveling Bra Picture Clusters Ramblings and Whatnot Random Sojourner's Place  Tarheel Ramblings The Big Leather Couch ~ Bond The Starr Ann Chronicles~ Margo Moon Toy Cars In My Purse
Trav's Thoughts Twisted Sister Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness

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