Monday, March 10, 2008

Monday Mimisms With Mimi Queen of Memes: Dungeon Deeds ~ Read At Your Own Risk

I did not fall off the blog truck yesterday.
Who thought they could thwart the authority of my pencil skirt? Has it occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, I might know a thing or two about memeing? I was shocked to accidentally learn today of the grave grievances being hoodwinked in the blogosphere. Minding my own business I went back into the archives of my draft dusts to find a tag I needed to comply with.

And what do I find? Mutiny!
And to think my shocking revelations were stirred by mild-mannered sweet-natured Patti from New England. It went something like this: It seems that Debbie Dolphin received a tag from Olga's Bra for the Crazy 8's Meme way back before Christmas. Name 8 things yada yada yada. What happened next was insulting to the Queen of Memes.
"Someone" decided to divide the meme in half and call it Crazy 8's Divided by 2.
Everybody who is anybody knows you can't play crazy 8s with 4 cards. Linda (the "someone") passed the sin on to Patti who then corrupted her own husband. It was sad. - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Patti and Ralph (The Division Math Memer) - Guilty of Meme Modification

What will they tell the children?

And that's not all the frolic afoot. Look what I found next! - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Bond from The Big Leather CouchHe's been "waving" at me (ha ha very funny wiseguy) for two weeks now. Breezing through my comments while he pretends his computer is broken and that he doesn't see a sea full of message bottles floating around. Just because he's been planning all weekend for The Beale Street Music festival in Memphis is no excuse! Can you believe he sent in this submission??! The audacity.
You're in big trouble buddy.

And speaking of buds.....Bud continues to skirt on the edge of blogaster for not crediting anybody he steals memes from on his weekend Stealing feature. It's the worst crime in the blogosphere. Yesterday was Sunday. We all waited for him to steal a meme and no crime was committed. Just a nice post about blogging and family and something about a 600th post. I'm so confused. Who stole his stolen meme? - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more I've even had him on the dreaded rack and he's not talking! My punishments do not seem to be phasing him. I found out today that he stole a meme from ME!! - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more And then there were the wardrobe infractions.....
Akelamalu. What was she thinking??!

....and for good measure while I'm rounding up offenders - Frank from Honk 'n Hollr - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

What did he do? I don't know but he just looks like he belongs on the Post Office wall. He looks a little shady to me.

But it wasn't all doom and gloom. I did find one compliant soul.
Finally..... the only one with any respect for the authority of my crown robe fingernails pencil skirt. - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Dial 1-800-vote-cat
Drats! The phone.
"Yes mother."
"Yes mother."

"No mother, I can't come over tonight to play charades with you. I'm chasing down a mermaid tagged by a bra."

"I thought I told you to take the tags out of your bra before you put them on. And what does a mermaid have to do with anything? You said you can't play charades! FINE!"

Click. - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

I'm going to hell.


katherine. said...

how cool is it that I am not on a poster somewhere....whew!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

What Katherine said. I made it through another week too. I can't wait to see what you do to all these folks. Have a great evening Mimi. Big hug. :)

Julie said...

Woooo Mimi's pulling out the big guns now! So who is shaking in their boots?

Roger said...

Wo! What a list!!

Travis said...

I read this with tremendous trepidation. It's always possible that I've missed a tag somewhere.

But I'm not in trouble this week! YAY!

Mimi Lenox said...

Katherin - You're not? It must have been an oversight....

Sandee - I'm plotting punishments now. Baking a cake, cooking a chicken, memecake laced with arsenic...

Julie - Are you offending the dignity of my robes AGAIN?
Tsk tsk...special cake for you.

Roger - They are a motley (and lovable) crew.

Travis - No, my friend. You're not in trouble this week. You're in trouble NEXT week.

Patti said...

Banishment to the dungeon would be easier to take than eating a meal that you would make.

Wow this is quite a list. Someone has a great meme-ory for things that happened months ago!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hey Crown Lady-

I ALWAYS credit my stolen ripped off memes. I usually even leave a comment. If you do the math, I credited the meme I stole to you. You stole it and simply "forgot where you got it..." Likely story. I treat things I steal with respect. Usually...

Carver said...

I am so confused that I think I may start a confusion meme, as in, state the top ten times you have been lost in confusion out in the blogosphere. I probably won't because I'm too slow to play tag. Cheers for making me laugh even if I was confused.

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

Phew! Am I relieved not to be mentioned in THIS post! LOL! Just for good measure, I'll be posting a new Message in a Bottle either later today or tomorrow! (I want to stay on your good side!)

Akelamalu said...

dId i MiSs A tAg?????? oR Am i jUsT GuIlTy oF bEiNg UnDeR-dReSsEd In tHe PrEsEnCe oF tHe qUeEn? :(

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - LOL. I offer a royal apology. You know we love your Stealing Posts. I had to pencil skirt it....

Patti- What are you trying to say? Are you saying I can't cook?

Carver - You are all caught up on your memes. No worries. Keep focused on saving the mountaintops.

Stacey - I can't wait to read your bottle! Uh....I have a bad side? Off to the dungeon with ya.

Akelamalu - I adore your Hawaiian skirt. Just funnin' ya.

Lee said...

And once again I've avoided the dungeon, only now I'm also in good graces and not wanted for anything. It pays to be blissfully ignorant!

Bond said...

:::waves to The Queen, as he runs through::::

hellllllllo Queenie.....I did THREE bottles ya know!

Patti said...

Yes, I have cyber-tasted your blooking (blog-cooking) needs a little salt.
That's it. Just some salt.

cooper said...

That is a great poster idea and totally funny. I can see it now wanted posters all over the blogesphere.

FoxxFyrre said...

Defamation of Meme Character gggg
I'm getting tossed in the dungeon so often the guards are giving me Air Awards. (Air for the tires I keep getting blamed for flattening though)

Debbie Dolphin said...

Hmmm... Is this the reason for the confused cryptic comment posted by a Meme Mermaid in my Lighthouse Harbor?

Did Miss Moneypenny or Speedy Bondcat 0007 help you catch the perps of this crazy crime? ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Darned Wireless! I missed this on Monday!

Well hopefully everyone is now fully aware that they should vote for me. I mean I am a minority (cat) and a female. They get both in one package don't they?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said... I in trouble???????????
If so.....
I throw myself upon your mercy O Queen! Please accept my apology for neglecting my Memems & I promise I WILL post some memes SOON!

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