Monday Mimisms With Mimi Queen of Memes: Dungeon Deeds ~ Read At Your Own Risk

I did not fall off the blog truck yesterday.
Who thought they could thwart the authority of my pencil skirt? Has it occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, I might know a thing or two about memeing? I was shocked to accidentally learn today of the grave grievances being hoodwinked in the blogosphere. Minding my own business I went back into the archives of my draft dusts to find a tag I needed to comply with.

And what do I find? Mutiny!
And to think my shocking revelations were stirred by mild-mannered sweet-natured Patti from New England. It went something like this: It seems that Debbie Dolphin received a tag from Olga's Bra for the Crazy 8's Meme way back before Christmas. Name 8 things yada yada yada. What happened next was insulting to the Queen of Memes.
"Someone" decided to divide the meme in half and call it Crazy 8's Divided by 2.
Everybody who is anybody knows you can't play crazy 8s with 4 cards. Linda (the "someone") passed the sin on to Patti who then corrupted her own husband. It was sad.
Patti and Ralph (The Division Math Memer) - Guilty of Meme Modification

What will they tell the children?

And that's not all the frolic afoot. Look what I found next!

Bond from The Big Leather CouchHe's been "waving" at me (ha ha very funny wiseguy) for two weeks now. Breezing through my comments while he pretends his computer is broken and that he doesn't see a sea full of message bottles floating around. Just because he's been planning all weekend for The Beale Street Music festival in Memphis is no excuse! Can you believe he sent in this submission??! The audacity.

You're in big trouble buddy.

And speaking of buds.....Bud continues to skirt on the edge of blogaster for not crediting anybody he steals memes from on his weekend Stealing feature. It's the worst crime in the blogosphere. Yesterday was Sunday. We all waited for him to steal a meme and no crime was committed. Just a nice post about blogging and family and something about a 600th post. I'm so confused. Who stole his stolen meme? I've even had him on the dreaded rack and he's not talking! My punishments do not seem to be phasing him. I found out today that he stole a meme from ME!!

And then there were the wardrobe infractions.....
Akelamalu. What was she thinking??!

....and for good measure while I'm rounding up offenders - Frank from Honk 'n Hollr

What did he do? I don't know but he just looks like he belongs on the Post Office wall. He looks a little shady to me.

But it wasn't all doom and gloom. I did find one compliant soul.
Finally..... the only one with any respect for the authority of my crown robe fingernails pencil skirt.
Dial 1-800-vote-cat

Drats! The phone.
"Yes mother."
"Yes mother."

"No mother, I can't come over tonight to play charades with you. I'm chasing down a mermaid tagged by a bra."
"I thought I told you to take the tags out of your bra before you put them on. And what does a mermaid have to do with anything? You said you can't play charades! FINE!"

Click.
I'm going to hell.