Monday Mimisms with Mimi Queen of Memes ~ I'm All Googly

This meme is not for the fainthearted.

I was challenged by Kathleen Maher who writes the wonderful blog Diary of A Heretic to pass along a meme in which you Google yourself - in IMAGES.

It ain't pretty, folks.

Do you think she's kin to The Blog Fairy? Every membership thingy I ever joined is there. Who KNEW??! Every snippet of my face, the right side, the left side, the middle and the missing is there in googly pixel for all to see.. Who knew?!! (trying not to hyperventilate) When I typed in "Mimi Lenox" I expected to get dishes and dead Queens. Instead I got....well.....ME!

See?

This is a time to be thankful. Let us give thanks that we had the good common sense not to snap those "romantically induced portraits" with shutter-happy ex-boyfriends. (hyperventilating!)
Except in my case, my real ex-boyfriend's picture is on Mimi Lenox's google image search page. The price of blog fame.
I got google-bumps just looking. It was scary!
Kathleen dear - I now need medication. The good news is I found lots of peace globes right off the bat linked to my name - some I'd never seen before. The bad news is everything I ever joined online is there including this awful Spicy Page photo that got too close to the zoom lens that wasn't supposed to get posted to their site (hyperventilating again....) and they have me listed as living in Utah.

I must have been in an incognito frame of mind.

Then there is my profile on mimiblog.com, BlogWoods (I forgot about them), a comment I made on Craig Newmar's site trying to get his attention for a peace globe post. You know, THE CRAIG of Craig's list? He paid me no-never-mind. Sigh. And I ended up with the silly comment listed in Google images. Who KNEW??! But never let it be said that I shy away from brazen requests in my search for world peace. I'm working now on a plea asking President Bush to post a peace globe in November. I'm sure he has a blog somewhere. He only has 14 months left in the White House. Don't you think he'd like to do something of significance??!!
But back to my embarrassing past.
On the first page there were five references to BlogBlast for Peace, a nomination for Bestest Blogging Awards, Lenox china pictures and Lenox the horse's head.

Thank goodness is was that end of the horse. And a link to a blog I forgot I created. Also found was a fine collection of blog friends' sites (that means YOU) that I've visited or who've written about me.
Typing "Mimi Pencil Skirt" found a zillion pencil skirts


and nice shoes to match. Why go shopping? Just stop in at the Google page and have a look. There was also a snapshot of my very first Blogger page for Mimi Writes - the one that came over on the Ark.
I was green then. And my photo was yellow tinted. But not on purpose like it is now. Ahhhah.... those were the days. No widget trouble. No link problems. I had no widgets or links. Just jaundiced photographs.

I decided to google "Peace globes" in images. It was wonderful! Until I saw this! "Return of the Peace Globes" was posted by
The Moving (Middle) Finger Writes. . in my dear friend Prometheus' blog.
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Then I googled BlogBlast For Peace. Look!

I was satisfied and ready to stop this narcissistic nonsense when I decided to google Mimi Queen of Memes. Bad idea. I should have shut down my computer when I found those lovely peace globes. Let me put it this way.....One of the many faults I have is the inability to surrender.

Behold The White Queen!
I only look like this before my morning coffee.
And she thinks she's a Queen. Do you see any peace globes on her? Huh? Huh? And who is she fooling with that fake hair? HATE the latex nail polish.

I found The Sea Food Queen shown above. She looks like The Blog Fairy's sister.
And there's Icon Queen of Heaven below. Uh huh. Likely story.


Nobody knows I'm a Queen!!!
Do you see a Mimi Queen of Memes anywhere?


But I didn't sit down and cry until I saw this:

A Java Queen? I've been beat out by a coffee cup?
Believe it or not, it's Queen O'Java.

Nobody knows I'm a Queen. Nobody.

Stop laughing, Sanni. It's not blunny.
This was depressing. Thanks, Kathleen!

If you'd like to be agitated on this fine Monday morning just follow these rules.
1) Go to http://www.google.com/ 2) Click on Google images 3) Type in your name and search 4) Repost (with a link) the picture of th e oddest, craziest, strangest, coolest, oldest, etc. person that shares your name. Post multiples if you find a few you like. 5) Have fun with it and pass it on.
This is Mimi Pencil Skirt reporting from the lovely land of memes aka Mimi Queen of Memes - That's right! I said MIMI QUEEN OF MEMES!!
The one and only. The humble. The meek. The mild.
The google-less.

I tag Gemmolina (she needs a break),Michael at The Wonderful World of Nothing, MO at It's a Blog Eat Blog World, Joseph from Joe In the Corner and Frank in the cave in Canada aka Frank's Honk 'n Hollr.