Tuesday, April 10, 2012

This Is Why I Should Have Gone To The Beach

 Yesterday I broke not one but two juice glasses into smithereens on the kitchen floor. I cut my middle finger I'm sure there is some universal significance to that   and dropped my Nikon camera on its shutter rendering the zoom function useless. All the teeny weeny shopping carts just my size were gone from my favorite grocery store and I  nearly got into an altercation with a juvenile "man" at the melon counter who was getting on my last nerve let me tell ya. About that time I reached for a cucumber at the exact moment another man did only to find there were no vegetable baggies anywhere in the entire produce section. Said gentleman kindly found one for me (I didn't even have to use my pitiful look) only to reach for it and thank him just as he opened the end by licking his finger before putting it on the plastic which is my largest pet peeve in the entire world. Enter altercation #2.
Notice the wonderful photography....

I am short 2 cents at the checkout counter because I just had to have that 2 for 1 French Onion dip. Anxiously trying to get back into my car to wash my hand from the fingerlicker episode I discover I am out of hand wipes. 



And somehow in the middle of the day I managed to break, yes break, my cell phone charger. Again.

But wait, there's more. I awoke this morning to find Baby Boy's chocolates mysteriously missing from the box I really must watch that sleepwalking , my cellphone is dead, I am out of hair conditioner, there are seven horseflies in the kitchen window at one time and something bit me on the bosom in the middle of the night.

  It's not too late to pack a bag for the shore. 
But I'm warning ya...I may need bail money.
 And a spider doctor.



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12 comments:

Fisher and Staff said...

May you find peace and tranquility at the beach!

dawn said...

Sounds like you had a rough day. Gotta watch out for those bosom biting vampires... they come out at night :)

Akelamalu said...

You definitely need to get away Mimi. x

Mark In Mayenne said...
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Mark In Mayenne said...

Oh dear oh dear

Megan@MondayMorningMusings said...

Honey forget the beach, you need wine... lots of it!

coopernicus said...

Oh no! Please come back. I promise the mouse won't harm you or get near your pencil skirt....

coopernicus said...

And..yes...it sounds as if a respite at the shore is required...

Travis Cody said...

And then that day was over and a better one started.

Janice D'Agostino said...

oh dear. Remember to breathe well. Slower, deeper, quieter, and more regular. Breathe in peace my friend.

Madge Bloom said...

While is was a tough day.. you did make me smile and chuckle... I thought I was the only one with 'those' days! I'm your newest GFC follower...

Mimi Lenox said...

Well, my friend, my intent was to make you smile. Self-deprecating humor is my specialty. Thank you for reading. Writing Monday Mimisms now...it's about zombies.

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