Mimi: It's a car
Common Sense: I can see that
Mimi: A CAR
Common Sense: Yes, Mimi, a car.
Mimi: It goes fast
Common Sense: Sometimes
Mimi: Even when you don't want it to.
Common Sense: But but but you LOVE to drive
Mimi: Correction smarty pants, I did love to drive.
Common Sense: But how are you going to take all those vain hair-hanging-out-the-window pictures for your blog if you won't get in the car?
Mimi: I'll find something else to fall out of. Something less dangerous.
Mimi: Did you know that someone dies in a car accident every 12 minutes in this country?
CS: Yes, but...
Mimi: I've had my twelve minutes of fame. I'm done!
CS: Look, you've been driving all these years and never had a major accident until now
Mimi: Your point is...?
CS: Never in allllll these years..right?
Mimi: Are you trying to say I'm old?
CS: How old are you?
Mimi: Never you mind. I should have known not to try to talk some sense into you.
Common Sense: I'll bet you never drove a horse and buggy
Mimi: Think again....
CS: My point is ALLTHESE YEARS and this is the first time surely...
Mimi: It was almost my LAST time, smart aleck.
CS: What are the statistical probabilities that you will get in another accident anytime soon?
Mimi: Do you read my blog?
Common Sense: Good point. Let me rephrase
Common Sense: Get in the car.
Common Sense: Get IN the car
Common Sense: Just open the door
Common Sense: How are you going to get to the store?Mimi: Baby Boy thinks I should have bought a shopping cart so I could look where I'm going better.
CS: What does Baby Boy know about driving? He's seven!!
Mimi: And he's never had an accident has he?..
Mimi: and do you know whyyyyy?
CS: Do tell
Mimi: Because he doesn't own a car .
Are you gonna get in the car?