Mimi's Anatomy

They say I don't need this.

They say I will feel better without it. So tomorrow morning, I will lose part of my pride anatomy. But let's look on the bright side (that was for you, Trav) It's really not my color anyway. I'm sure the organs above and below it could use the room. They must feel cramped from time to time. It's been a slow year for the economy. The nurses and hospital staff might appreciate my business And for heaven's sakes, it looks like a car part.


How fortuitous that I have only one. I'd hate to feel lopsided for the rest of eternity.
And I thought I could deal with losing the lovely balloon-shaped food masher until.....

"You want me to do what?"

"Okay, Miss Pencil Skirt, it's time to talk to the man who is going to put you to sleep."

"I am not a dog."

"Of course, you're not a dog, Miss Skirt...I just mean that....well...he's the anesthesiologist."

"You've been reading my blog, haven't you?"

"Your blog?"

"Everybody on the internet knows that baby boy can spell dog. Are you trying to say he can't spell anesthesiologist? Cause he can ya know.....he can!

"I can spell a.n.e.s.t.h.e.s.i.o.l.o.g.i.s.t. too. See?
"Now, let's go over your instructions for tomorrow's surgery.
#1 NO food or water after midnight, no alcohol beverages, no smoking, no fun. #2 DO NOT wear make-up, nail polish, jewelry, or anything metal in your hair..
**Mimi raises hand**
"Excuse me, but I don't think I can do that."
Ever been ignored? I so hate that.

#3 If you have long hair put it up with a plain rubber band.

Do you realize, Bloggy People, that I had to go purchase one plain rubber band?
That brought the grand total of this little vacation to $2,000,000,000,000 and one cent.
#4 Remove all metal from your body.
And then the earrings had to go. This is too much trauma for me.

I'd better go to sleep now.

I will see you when I wake up.
If not before.