Monday, June 15, 2009

Stealing On Monday ~ For WHAT??!

NOTE TO SUNDAY STEALERS - I am not crazy. I know this was last week's month's meme but it took me three weeks to do it and then I forgot to sign the Mr. Linky thing and posted it on Monday (sigh) so I thought it would be nice if somebody in the blogosphere actually read it so here it is a week (or so) late. NEXT week maybe I'll have THIS week's meme.
I hope you don't mind. And if you do...there's always the dungeon ya know.



Since when does the Queen of Memes give up on a meme? Since this one! Or so I thought. I tried. Really I did. I just couldn't make it funny. And then my tenacious stubbornness kicked in and I tried again. I tried for three weeks. Funny or not. Here it is. Brew a cup of coffee and try not to go to sleep.


From the blog Sunday Stealing we bring you The A To Z Meme.



A

Are you available? For what?
• What is your age? The Age of Aquarius
• What annoys you?
People asking about my aquarius

B Do you know anyone named Billy? Yes, but he doesn't know me.
When is your birthday? The day I was born is a top classified government secret secret
Who is your best friend? Billy. But he doesn't know. Shhh.....

CWhat's your favorite candy?
It could be this yummy Reese's Peanut Butter cake I made with my own blog hands.

I so did not.


Crush? Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
When was the last time you cried?
Right after the wild horse drag.

DDo you daydream? What did you say?
• What's your favorite kind of dog? The silent kind.
• What day of the week is it?
One of the days that end with Y.


EHow do you like your eggs?
Considerate, nice personality, great abs - and easy

Have you ever been in the emergency room?


Oh that's funny. Have you been reading my blog?

Ever pet an elephant? I am not answering any more of your stupid questions!



FDo you use fly swatters? For what?
• Have you ever used a foghorn? For WHAT??!


• Is there a fan in your room?
And he is STILL there. I told him to leave after the autograph signing.

Some people.

G
Do you chew gum? What else would I do with it?• Do you like gummy candies? Not even a little.
• Do you like gory movies? Less than a little and Who CARES??!


H How are you? Perturbed that I am only to H and I can't come up with any better answers than this.

• What's your height? Under 5'3" and Over 5'1"
• What color is your hair? Dark auburn. Natural color. I just had a fight with my mother about my hair. Today is not a good day to ask me. Ask her. She says it's too long. I say it's just right. My whole family is obsessed with my hair lately! She seems to know all about it. Why are we talking about my hair again? I told you I don't want to talk about it.



Here's a shot just for you, Mommy Dear. It stays.

Stop talking about it!
IWhat's your favorite ice cream? Frozen yogurt vanilla with granola• Have you ever ice skated?
For what?

. Ever been to an igloo?
Oh sure. I go to igloos all the time.
On skates.

J
What's your favorite Jelly Bean? He's not a "what".
Phil Harris wrote a song in the 1940s called "Jelly Bean" (Wasn't He A Curbside Cutie?) about a well-dressed dapper and overly-egotistical ladies man. He liked to pimp out his charm. I think, today, he would be called a player.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?
I'm hoping to find one in this meme.
• Do you wear jewelry?
Constantly

KWho do you want to kill? This is a non-violent blog
. Have you ever flown a kite?
For WHAT??! (You thought I woudn't do that again, didn't you?)




• Do you think kangaroos are cute?
In the same way I think Jelly Bean was cute.
Not even close. They're both rats.




LAre you laid back? At the moment, yes.
Lions or Tigers? Bears
• Do you like black licorice?
BLECH!! For WHAT??


M
Favorite movie as a kid? Wizard of Oz. Once in the sixth grade, we re-enacted it on the playground. I was the witch. I always say "If you're gonna be a witch, be a witch." Everybody was scared. I was evil!




• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? What do they sell? Moose things?


• Favorite store at the mall?

Igloos 'R Us

N
Do you have a nickname? Mimi, Mimi and Mimi
• Whats your favorite number? Say 3 Hail Mimis and ask me in the morning• Do you prefer night or day? For what? Oh how you torture me with these inane questions.

OWhat's your one wish?
I have many wishes. Keeps that never-satisfied-feeling ever aglow.
• Are you an only child? I am now. My family found my blog.
• Do you like the color orange? Only on these.

PWhat are you most paranoid about? Losing readers because of memes.
Piercings? BLECHH! (except for ears)
Do you know anyone named Penelope? Why? Are you looking for her?


Q
Are you quick to judge people?
Yes and quickly. Penelope is missing. I know THAT and I haven't even met her.
Do you like Quaker Oats? No. They're quick. And too judgmental.
• Know anyone that makes quilts? My sister the Quaker



R• Do you think you're always right? Always. (My mother wrote these questions, didn't she.... )
• Do you watch reality TV?American Idol. I'm pretty sure I'm right about that. Seeeeeee?

Reason to cry? It's my party and I'll cry if.....oh you know. I generally don't need a reason.

S
Do you prefer sun or rain? Bloggingham Rain
• Do you like snow? I can smell snow. It's a gift.
• What's your favorite season?
Fall. It's also my favorite activity. Falling in love or falling down.
Take your pick.


T
• What time is it? Time to try to be funny
• What time did you wake up? I'm on vacation.
For WHAT???

U
Can you ride a unicycle? Why? Am I joining the circus?
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? Shut up.
Uncles do you have?
Grammar do you have?

VWhat’s the worst vegetable? Rutabaga. It even sounds ugly

• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? They had a Rutabago playing a talking baseball bat.
I hated it and the unicycle it rode in on.

. Ever considered being vegan?
It's against my religion. But here's a nice pot of brussels sprouts from the actual kitchen of Queen Mimi cooked in an actual royal pot on the actual stove in the actual kitchen in the actual castle by my actual hands.


And then my dinner looked like this.












Not bad eh??



W
What's your worst habit? Staying up too late doing stupid memes
• Do you like water rides? Only on yachts
Been inside a windmill? Only the windmills of my mind



XHave you ever had an x-ray? So many I'm radioactive
• Ever used a Xerox machine? I made copies of my Formal Complaint to Blogger today about this meme. It's a blight on the blogosphere.

OH COME ON! You know you could muster up another X question??!

Here's one for ya: Which chromosome is opposite Y?

D.U.H.
Y Do you like the color yellow? If it's mustard it must be yellow. It's a rule.
• What year were you born in? What a sneaky way to ask this question twice. Bug off!
• Do you yell when you're angry?
Can't ya hear me?


Oh double dare Ye!! Don't ya wanna know which chromosome is opposite X?

WHY do you ask? Bwaahhahhhaa
(It is sooo past my bedtime)




ZDo you believe in the zodiac? Does it believe in me?
What's your zodiac sign? What a sneaky way to ask for my birthday AGAIN....I'm on to you, Meme Writer
When was the last time you went to the zoo?

Oh! THAT'S where I saw the igloos....


I finished this meme and ate all my brussels sprouts. I've got a meme reputation to uphold ya know.
Just call me
Are you still awake??!

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27 comments:

Through Thick and Thin said...

radioactive mimi eating brussel sprouts.
uhhh ok

Mimi Lenox said...

Fido - You don't need to beg. Are you asking Homer out? 'Cause if you are, you should know that he has a girlfriend named Weezie from Maine. Just sayin'...woof!

Mimi Lenox said...

Deb - I love 'em! And they are calorie free. Yippee!

Homer The Palace Dog said...

Debbie! - Say hello to my love, Miss Weezie....Did she get the flowers I sent?

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Dinner looks delicious. And would you believe we are exactly the same height?

Oh and the length of your hair is just perfect. Some might even say "seductive" ;-)

jennifer said...

Keep the length of your hair right where it is! LOVELY!

I am putting a formal invitation in the mail to visit my Igloo. It will be stocked with Diet Coke, sandwiches, and Watermelon slices to be consumed on the beach. That did mean "cooler" right?

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Would you like some brussel sprouts and broccoli and chickent this morning? Well, maybe for later. And thank you!

I knew I looked seductive!! I just knew it!!! (lol)

Mimi Lenox said...

Jennifer - I'll be there! (and thanks) I'll bring the brussel sprouts.

Mojo said...

Could I substitute "The Sexy Engine That Could"? 'Cause damn.

Akelamalu said...

I thought you said you couldn't make it funny? It made me laugh! LOL

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - Smile.

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - Then I've done my job in the blogosphere today! It makes me happy that I made you laugh! xxxooooo

The Gal Herself said...

Oh, your Highness, I feel closer to you right now. 1) We are both within the same height range, more than 5'1 but less than 5'3; 2) My mother has a separate but equal problem with my hair -- she thinks I cut it too often; I always reply that I happen to know it's my hair because it grows from my scalp. 3) I love Phil Harris! He was the voice of Ballou and sang "The Bare Necessities" in Disney's Jungle Book.

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - Our moms are never happy! Bah! I will try the scalp line with her and see what happens.

I did not know it was Harris in the Jungle Book. Wow.

Mimi Lenox said...

P.S. I love being this height. I can wear high heels without looking like a basketball player.
My favorite height for males in the romance department is 6'....or there abouts. It's perfect for dancing and such. Standing barefoot on their feet is always interesting.
Ahem.

Travis said...

CAKE!

**falls over dead**

Jamie said...

You worked so hard to make this brilliant, that I thought you deserved a reward. So in honor of the letter K: Make Me A Kite

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - Have some!

Jamie - AWww...I'll be right over. Thank you!

Connie said...

I love your answers to this. I might have to try it someday....in a month or so....

Mimi Lenox said...

Hi Connie! - You just reminded me that I forgot to put this up on the Sunday Stealing list last week. I'll do it this week and hope no one notices...ahem...

It was a long one for sure! Thanks!

Mimi Lenox said...

SUNDAY STEALERS - I am not crazy. I know this was last week's meme but it took me three weeks to do it so I thought it would be nice if somebody in the blogosphere actually read it so here it is a week late. NEXT week maybe I'll have THIS week's meme!

I hope you don't mind. And if you do...there's always the dungeon ya know.

AD said...

it is terrific Mimi :)

My Sunday Stealing

Vicki said...

I love me some brussels sprouts.

One of the meme questions should have been:
Why does brussels have an s on the end of it?

Mimi Lenox said...

AD - Thank you, O Queen of Hopeful Love. (wink)

Mimi Lenox said...

Vicki - And now I learn that brussels sprouts was misspelled in my meme all this time. Bah!

(I have corrected it and thank you)

Hazel said...

Staying up too late doing stupid memes...wahahahha :-)

Now I understand why you said 6.29 was evil.

I enjoyed reading your answers. Happy Sunday!

NurseExec said...

Better late then never and all that, LOL! Have a happy Sunday :)

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