Monday, June 22, 2009

Monday Mimisms: Doing The Alphabet With My Feet

I never knew my toes could be so educational. It stirred my cranium to new heights of cerebral gymnastics.
I thought I'd share the wealth.

Have you ever wondered.....



If ants are tired of the racially-charged ant farm stereotype and would really love to move to ant condos?

What happens when blogs die?


If you dream that you eat an entire chocolate cake, will you weigh more in the morning?


Why do all the light bulbs burn out in one room at the same time?

and Who WHOOOO created apostrophes?!!


With all this time on my hands, my mind is turning and churning - brilliantly, I might add - like buttermilk on a lamp post. (Eureka! That was brilliant!) It'll take me all day to research the answers to these - and more - burning questions.

So I went for a walk to rest my cranium.






These fell down in the rain (better them than me)
Waiting to be picked. Or not.


That's enough walking for today.


Back to the alphabet.


A...

B...

C...

Wait a minute.

I wonder if it's better for your "sole" to do the alphabet in Spanish?
I'd better call my doctor.

uno... dos.. tres..cuatro...


I told you I was brilliant.

26 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLAMO...the alphabet in numbers. That is so you

Mojo said...

Heh. So what, you got a cute doctor or something?

Nice to see you up and around... but don't overdo it (he said sternly) or I'll have to come out there and straighten you out.

My word verification is "smorsh". WTF? I'm sure you can do something with that Mimi... If anyone can, you can.

Akelamalu said...

I definitely put weight on if I dream about food! :(

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Wake me up when you get to 'X'.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thom - Thanks for getting my humor (or maybe it's just me in real life...)Who knows?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - I am not overdoing it (yet) and I promise I won't (yet). Thanks for caring though!

The cute doctor. Heh.

"Smorsh" is a small horse. Don't you know anything??

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - Me too!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - Are you saying I'm boring? Huh? Off to the dungeon with you!!

Patti said...

You are so brilliant that whatever I just read went straight over my head.

I'm thinking I need to catch up on reading your blog to better comprehend, Your Majesty. Sorry I've been a stranger. You are in good company though. My blogosphere visits have been few..

Mimi Lenox said...

Patti - We are great minds, Princess Patti. Do not tell me you doth not getteth my humoreth.
This cannot be true!
You're royalty!

Bond said...

My dear friend....time for you to get a summer job! LOL

Mimi Lenox said...

Vinny - Now where's the fun in that? And who would watch the blogosphere while I'm working? Hmmmmm?? I have a job right here.
Pays nothin' but it's a job!

I can see me going down to the unemployment office now applying for Queen stuff. Really!

katherine. said...

ya know...the alphabet in spanish is the same...right?

Carver said...

I put on weight when I dream about food. It has nothing to do with the food I ate before going to sleep. Those daisies are lovely up or down.

SandyCarlson said...

Hey, blogs don't die. They are the key to eternity. We just have to turn, listen for the tumblers....breathe.

Mimi Lenox said...

Katherine - Of course I know that, Silly!

Mimi Lenox said...

Carver - Whatever you say, Carver...

Mimi Lenox said...

Sandy - You are so right. Well said.

Travis said...

Let's see...there was something about falling down...and shoes...and letters of the alphabet...and there was some Spanish...

...but all I really got a good look at was the CAKE!

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - I should have known better than to post that chocolate cake if I actually expected you to READ my post.

Will you be having ice cream with that?

Ferd said...

Darn it! I'm trying to clean up my diet a bit, and I KNOW I won't be happy until I find a piece of chocolate cake today! Then I'll be happy! : )

Cool about the educational feet gymnastics! El alfabeto es igual en español, aumentando la enye (ñ) y la elle (ll).

Paz!

Mimi Lenox said...

Sr. Ferd, Sí, sé sobre la enye y ella en español y, especialmente, las palabras en la clase no me supone escuchar. Yo las conozco muy bien. ¡Ja! (No creo que hay una palabra en español para Ha.) En cualquier caso, tener algún pastel de chocolate. Los ejercicios son grandes. Y no me caen ....

Charles Gramlich said...

Sometimes I wonder about the greatest mystery, where do the thoughts in Mimi's head come from?

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - Trust me. You're not the first to wonder.

Linda said...

What on earth are you sipping along with your sweet tea down there, your Majesty?

Ah but the Queen's mind doth ramble sometimes!

Mimi Lenox said...

Linda - I find these questions not the least bit unusual. What is wrong with everyone? Admit it! You all wonder about this too...right...right??

Maybe I should just see a doctor and call it a day.

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