Sunday, March 1, 2009

Sunday Stealing and Fightin' In The Castle

OK. I've gotta tell ya. I started to let Homer write this post because...well...he is still upset about the Bl-Oscars and needs something to do. I'm tired of his pouting! Get OVER it already, will ya?
He's sitting in the corner looking at me like I'm daft right now. He hasn't said one word since the news came from Germany that he didn't win a blog Oscar for Best Supporting Role In A Daytime Drama. "Well, you ARE a daytime drama around here!" he said, "I should have been honored for putting up with you." See what I have to endure, people? Oh....Daisy the Curly Cat, Tonka the Wonder Dog and even Misty's Maggie May get constant recognition.

No Homer.
I'll just move on now.

Sunday Stealing: The Procrastination Tool Meme
1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

Who would sit down to eat? Are they playing The National Anthem?

2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
You have to ask?
(They didn't serve them in above pictured restaurant. I asked. I left. Some places....)

3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

One fine day a group of alien surgeons removed everything from the waist down except my boots.
It's a sight!

4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

My hands to heaven in exasperating frustration at the insanely irritating ramblings of that damn dog. Of course, I was carrying a cinder block at the time.

5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

No. But Homer's clocked was nearly cleaned for eternity just this morning.
6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

Ask Homer. Today may be the day.

7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Mimi Muhammad Ali.
He had those nifty gloves and I just broke a nail

8. What’s your goal for the year?

To watchAll Dogs Go To to speak.

9. Last person you hugged?

The surgeon who left my boots. I promised him a date.

10. First place you went this morning?

That's kind of personal don't ya think?

11. Do you always answer your phone?

I have caller ID. If it's Humane Society or PETA, I pass.

12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?

I don't know but I'm really getting sick of it.

13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?

Just one eye? Let me see....Nope. I would not change my eye color. I'm a brown-eyed girl. And I like it.

14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?

A cat

15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?

Yesterday makes me excited and was a dandy of a song. Today makes me excited. Tomorrow makes me excited. I'm E.X.C.I.T.E.D.

16. Do you have any saved texts?

No. All my texts are going to hell.

17. Ever been in a car wreck?

The car was fine. It was not a "wreck" until I wrecked it. And then, I was in a car wreck you see......If you followed that, congratulations.

18. Do you have an accent?

Some would say so. I prefer to think of it as southern honey dipped royalty wrapped in a northern lilt. Got that?

19. What was the last song to make you cry?

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

20. What did you do last night?

Wouldn't you like to know.......

21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Does last night count?

Will somebody shut him up?

22. Current hate right now?
Whining dogs.

23. Met someone who changed your life?

In a serendipitous kind of way.....But seriously, people can't "change" your life. They provide the catalyst, the inspiration, the motivation, the love, the support. You have to do the changing.

24. How did you bring in the New Year?

In Macy's bags.
Doesn't everyone?

25. What song represents you?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize to Homer for being evil.
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Southern (in)Sanity said...

Poor Homer. He just wants some respect and credit for putting up with you.

Kitten said...

My cats know better than not to contribute to any blogging, other than images and stories I tell.

In other words, they don't do first person accounts.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

A cat for your birthday?? Now Homer, would you be nice to the kitty?? LOL !!!!

First place I went to this morning?

Potty ((ha haaaaaaaaa))

... and sorry bout that one
That was just wrong, and I blame my dog Mardy for writing it :-)

Nobody does meme like the Queen. Hi Mimi !!

Mimi Lenox said...

Southern - Doesn't everyone? I mean, you guys have been putting up with me for three years now.

I should be nicer to Homer.
What did he ever do to deserve this?

Mimi Lenox said...

I Am such a bad Queen!

Mimi Lenox said...

Kitten - Wise choice.

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - I'm glad you like my meme. At least somebody does!
I'm really not an animal killer! Really!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I think your meme has gone to the dogs... ;)

Jamie said...

Homer is going to declare you barking mad. Thanks for the Sunday giggle.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - Thanks for the review.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - I've never heard the expression "barking mad" but it seems to fit today. I'm glad I made you laugh!

RennyBA said...

Like I say about Memes - and this one was very good:

Always great to know a blog friends even better :-)

Mimi Lenox said...

Renny - Nice of you to say.

Mojo said...

Rough night last night my queen? Sounds like it might have been.

And The Tonka Unit is a little perturbed... seems you missed his url by a digit. it's is some guy in the Philippines that hasn't posted anything since 2004.

But don't worry. He can't really hack your blog like he told Daryl he can.

At least not unless Homer gives him your password... and he wouldn't do that would he?

I'm glad you decided to leave both your eyes the same color. They're such a nice brown. And I'd never have guessed about that everything-but-the-boots-ectomy. Not in a million years. Whatever they replaced it with sure fills out a pencil skirt nicely.

Okay I'm stopping now before I get Homer's next rock heading my way.

Chin up Majesty, rumor has it you'll have a snow day tomorrow.

Akelamalu said...

You want to swap Homer for a cat?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - I've already heard from the guy in the Philippines. He first wants a date with Daryl and then me. Something about a contest...
oh my Lord what have I done?

Seriously, I corrected the typo. Sorry about that. Wonder Dog deserves fame and glory too.

Can you believe we are getting 4-7 inches of snow tomorrow?
My poor little buttercups and gardenias are struggling at this moment.
It'll be me and my camera out tomorrow writing a blog post, covering the storm of the century.

You will come rescue me if I fall down again, won't you?

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - He's a handful. Are you sure you know what you're asking?

Daisy said...

Poor Homer!

There's only one thing to do about it: get a cat. Yep. Definitely.

ps: Is recognition the same thing as getting lots of treats?

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh Daisy - Homer is not famous like you. He only dreams of your stardom. Would you let him borrow your pink Valentine outfit?

carol g said...

I think Homer is a princely personality with lots of love, warmth and humor... just like you, our dear Queen. I look forward to all your posts (and Homer's loving quips).

Getty72 said...

I have a dilema. Up until now I had a little soft spot for you, but now my heart strings are being tugged by the poor little Homer. I just don't know how he copes with it all. He sounds like a brave dog with a whole bunch of patients.

Have fun in the snow!!!!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

carol - There. See, folks? I'm just a'spoofin' ya.....


Mimi Lenox said...

Graham - I only bring out the evil on the blog. In real life I'm as harmless as a lamb.

Homer The Downtrodden Dog said...

Don't believe a word of it, Graham. She's a tyrant! said...

Oh Cheetos! I was at the Le Club du Sams and almost bought a barrel. Yeah, I could do that too.

I think you would like one of my other blogs:

Tarheel Rambler said...

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

And by the do have an accent.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

You and I are on the same page with the Cheetos. Yummy.

I've talked to you and I would say you do have a southern honey dipped royalty wrapped in a northern lilt.

Have a terrific day. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Sixy - I will check it out. Hmmm....thanks for visiting!

Mimi Lenox said...

Sir Lee - You are in fine voice tonight. Thanks for the lullaby.

P.S. You were not supposed to tell me that. I will never do BlogTalk Radio again.

Mimi Lenox said...

Sandee - You too??!

OK. If both of you say it, then it must be true. I'll try to work on the southern dip part.


Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

#16 cracked me up.
I always wanted to be a brown eyed girl!

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - You are the first person to comment on my wicked sense of religious humor in #16. Thanks!

You have lovely eyes. But if you really want to....I have a spare that nobody ever sees. Bwaahhahhhaa

Julie said...

Thanks for the late night bl-umor. That's blog and humor.....oh nevermind..YOU know!

SandyCarlson said...

I trust that Homer forgave! Not that it's necessary to forgive someone with an incredible sense of humor.

Mimi Lenox said...

Julie - You are so welcome.

Mimi Lenox said...

Sandy - Thank you. We are working on paper training at the moment. Forgiveness is down the road a bit.

The Gal Herself said...

Poor Homer. You'll always win. Because you're bigger and have opposing thumbs.

meleah rebeccah said...

Homer is CRAZY cuteness.

Tarheel Rambler said...

Your Highness, I never said the accent was a bad thing. In fact, you couldn't be a Southern Belle without it!! :0)

Purple Stinky Onion said...

I loved your answers!


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