Thursday, July 31, 2008

Somebody Get Me Out Of This Corset: The Needs Meme








I found this meme at Shannon's Moments of Introspection who got it from Dawn's Daily Life who got it from... Do you mind if I stop with the begats now? My corset is a little tight.

The rules: All you have to do is Google your first name with the word needs behind it and post the results. Don't forget to tag tag tag (if you are the tagging sort)!


I typed in 'Mimi needs,' and here are 15 of 2,680,000 results produced by Google. I decided to stick with results from the first 2 pages only no matter what they were. Are they reading my mind?? Apparently there's a homeless cat named Mimi out in blogland with a huge problem and people everwhere are obsessed with finding me her a home. And then there were the tummy folks and the wardrobe suggestions.
Since I haven't posted a good old-fashioned dare-you-to-dodge-the-dungeon meme in a while I decided to tag, tag, and tag. See bottom of post. If your name is not there feel free to grab this meme anyway. It's fun! (unlike the Dungeon...hint hint....)
Let's see what the Universe sent me. I'm afraid to look.


1. Mimi needs to lose the attitude.
2. Bonnie needs to back off from Mimi
3. Mimi needs prayers (You can say that again....)
4. Mimi Needs a Tummy Tuck (The universe can be so rude.)
5. Mimi Needs a Home (pet forum for dogs, cats and humans)
6. Mimi Needs To Go Home
7. Mimi Needs to be careful how she reacts to Harry's email (who's Harry?)
8. Mimi needs to wear colors that go well with pink.
9. Mimi needs a new loving forever home (meow...)
10. Phlebotomy Best Practices: What tubes does Mimi need for the electrolytes, CBC, and prothrombin time? (ouch... I so hate needles)
10. Mimi needs a loud print dress
11. Mimi needs a beam weapon
12. Mimi needs to bring her sexy back!
13. Mimi needs to stop helping where it's not needed
14. Mimi needs some spray-on abs
(I went for the ever popular corset instead)15. Mimi needs to BLEEP!



Can I breathe now?


I, Mimi Queen of Memes, royally tag the following.
Go forth and meme. Excuse me while I uncorset myself.




72 comments:

Turnbaby said...

Oh my----the dungeon will make my hair way too frizzy!

Guess I'd better snap to ;-)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love it Mimi. Thanks for the tag. I'll get right on this. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

What Sandee said...

Jane said...

ROFL Mimi

Ok I dont do memes lol as in this is the first one so where do I write this list that I find of what Janes needs _ oh and the first one is a Doozy and I'm sure my husband will be happy :P

Anndi said...

Yes your highness... alright your highness... I certainly don't want to spend any more time with trolls, last time they spent far too much time gazing longingly at my shoes.

Shannon H. said...

Does everyone get a corset?

Carver said...

That is too funny. I'll do it soon although I shudder to think what "Carver needs". I fear it will involved sharp knives. Ah, the better to cut me out of the dungeon with, if I take too long. Cheers.

Chuck said...

*egads* Miss Pencil. Undo the corset, and breathe deeply knowing your prestigious and royal court shall take heed and bow down to your every need. have a cold one and relax...with say, sweats.

*smackies*

ciara said...

ha! i've already googled and getting ready to make up the post. woot! woot! LOL

ciara said...

it's done! don't forget to take the badge i posted for everyone :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

all i got was empress bee needs new films. how boring am i? send me to the dungeon but send CAKE!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxooxxoxo

DeadRooster said...

That's pretty hilarious!

Unfortunately, I am unable to participate in memes due to a rare parasitic worm in my brain that threatens to go-off like a landmine if I even THINK about it.

Whoa! Did you feel that tremor?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I will take the dungeon ... just to check it out!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OK, that was not true. I got worried!!

Speedy will be happy 2 do this 4 U me Queen. Should I use quotation marks?? I like those.

Travis said...

OK! It's going into the queue.

Here's the first thing Travis needs...a two month break.

Mimi Lenox said...

Turn - I have special beauty products down there for female guests. It's the least I can do...

Jane - The first one is a doozy eh? I'll be over shortly to help you. Your first meme? Wow. You came to the right place.

Sandee - I knew you would like it. Can't wait to see your answers.

Bud - I did forget about your Get Out Of Dungeon Free Card. Now might be a time to use it.....but I hope not, this is a fun meme to do and suits you perfectly.

You did read the fine print on the back of the card, right?

Dawn said...

You've been such a good Queen... how can I resist?

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Post is up Mimi.

The Needs Meme

:)

Mimi Lenox said...

Anndi - We are all in love with your shoes. I'll speak to them about that!


Shannon - If not for you I wouldn't have found this great meme. I'll send you a corset special delivery from Bloggingham ASAP. But I've gotta tell ya....they are really uncomfortable.

Mimi Lenox said...

Carver - I hope it doesn't involve sharp objects! It is a fun meme.

Chuck ala Rhonda - I just made a baked chicken dish with onions and teriyaki and baked some pork chops too to freeze for later. I'm on such a cooking kick lately....so unlike me...I'll pour something cold as well. I hope you like the meme.
I'll be back to read your answers if I survive my own cooking that is.

Mimi Lenox said...

Ciara - I read your meme! It is hysterical. Seriously folks. Her results were pretty darn funny and scandalous!

Mimi Lenox said...

Bee - Mine wasn't terribly exciting either except for the corset! Ouch.

Mimi Lenox said...

Deadrooster - Am I to understand correctly that you are somehow allergic or landmine booby-trapped in your brain due to memeitis? Oh please.

This IS your first comment ever at Bloggingham Palace - home of MIMI QUEEN OF MEMES - and you are refusing to do this meme for health reasons???!!

Well! I never!!

Jane said...

Yup...Mimi..."Jane Needs Servicing"
(ok so it has Mary Jane Needs Servicing But the Jane Needs is *bolded*)

I told you my husband would be happy :P

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - You may use quotation marks " " " " " " " as you please but really.....the dungeon isn't so bad. I'm installing a hot tub this weekend.
It's the least I can do for all the poor meme dodgers of the world.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - You do need a break! I hereby grant you one.
Thus sayeth the Queen.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Ahhh.....that's nice to hear...Thank you. I'm sure yours will be great!

Sandee - I shall be right over. Is there cake?

Jane - Jane Needs Servicing?? That is TOO funny! Can't wait to read your meme. lol....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

REALLY!?!

can I bring some boil in the bag TV dinners?

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - Just don't sing.....

Odat said...

LOL...This looks like fun...As soon as I get back to my blog I'll do it....
I'll let ya know...just keep me out of the dungeon til then ok????
Peace

Mimi Lenox said...

Odat - People are getting the funniest answers. See Jane's above and Ciara's is hilarious.
Sandee just finished hers and found that she needed "rotating."
Bwaahaaahaa (as she would say)

Chuck said...

Challenge no more. I'm already done. I'm almost as cool as you.

*bowing down to me*

Meme ~ Those Well-Fulfilled Need Not Apply

Jeff B said...

I'll be sure to do this one by the first part of the week. Tomorrow marks my first day off in 18 days, so I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Looks like some fun answers will come from it.

Mimi Lenox said...

Rhonda - I think you are cooler. Your meme was hilarious.
Even if you did call this Nottingham Palace....

Mimi Lenox said...

Jeff - Don't worry about the meme. Get some rest!

NOLADawn said...

Will do this weekend Mimi :)

BillyWarhol said...

i can't believe I've been Tagged by the Queen herself*

is Everybody in Majorca on Summer Vacation!!

Since Beggars can't be Choozers I will gladly accept a Knighthood from U Queen Mimi*

(might be the only 1 i get) ;))

Should i tell my friendz toi call me Sir Billy from now on even if we're not going thru the Drive-In @ Burger King!!

;)) xoxoooooooooo Peace*

katherine. said...

yikes...I started to read this and then went to eat dinner....better get to work....

maiylah said...

thanks for the tag, Mimi!
will do it once i get a bit of a shut-eye ... lol.
will be back to inform ya! :)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

OK! I'm game!

barbara said...

Hi Mimi,
You gave me such a hearty laught this morning with this meme !!
I had tears in my eyes !
OK; I see that Her Majesty has tagged me.
Now, I'm afraid what lurks for me behind that Google...

See you soon with my meme ;)

Patti said...

My Queen,
I doth not understand such frivolity, but I shall complyeth.

the teach said...

Mimi, this seems like fun! I can't wait to see what Google does...:) I'll let you know when mine is up.

katherine. said...

this has got to be a record for me!

Jamie said...

Take a peek. Google obviously knows what I need most.

Ferd said...

Okay, I have exposed my neediness.
I tried using my "get out of jail free" card, but it didn't work! Something about "fine print." That figures! And I thought you were a good Queen!
Well, you're still pretty good. You're right up there with Freddie Mercury.

Dawn said...

Done. Seems the google gods were messin' with my head today :0

Chuck said...

I'm regifting...come and get it.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I've put the meme on my Journal. Come take a look.

Mimi Lenox said...

NolaDawn - Can't wait!

Billy - I hereby dub you Knight Billy! Happy? Will be over soon to see your meme. Yay!

Katherine - Your meme was hysterical....and insightful!

Mimi Lenox said...

Maiylah - I'm sure it will be great. Get some rest!

Nick - Yay!

Barbara - Those google lurkers can be brutal...

Mimi Lenox said...

Princess Patti - You need some frivolity.

Mary - It is fun!

Jamie - This should be good...


Ferd - I'm honored to among the Freddies of the world.

Dawn - I shall be there soon. Oh yay!

Mimi Lenox said...

Chuck - Regifting? Oooo....is there a prince somewhere? A Knight? George Clooney?

Jean-luc - A meme on the Starship must have been a shock to the crew. I shall report shortly.

Mimi Lenox said...

Ferd - I would love to check out what Google had in store for you but I still can't get on your blog. I get an error message every time. Do you have any suggestions? Ugh.

SjP said...

Oh this was way too much fun! I'm about to post the results now!
SjP

Mimi Lenox said...

Sojourner - I wanna see!

One Wacky Mom said...

Oh man Mimi, are you serious? You know I would only do this for you. Darn it...I will. How are you?

One Wacky Mom said...

OK, I did this thing.....it's up, it's done. I did it! Are you proud of me?

Mimi Lenox said...

Ev - I can't wait to read your wackiness from Google. I'm sure it was well.....wacky. Of course I'm proud of you! Always.

Lee said...

Your Highness, I'm happy to report that I will not be shedding even a drop of perspiration in the dungeon. My response to the meme has been duly posted.

{{{{{bowing and scraping}}}}}

Mimi Lenox said...

Lee - And I was reserving a room for you too! Gosh. Rumors of the dreaded dungeon are of apparent Biblical proportions in the blogosphere. I must do something about this.
You guys are taking all the fun out of dungeon throwin'!!

P.S. I'll be right over.
You can get up now.

Sanni said...

Done and up, oh Queen. (Not too) surprising results... *g*

Thanks for the fun.

S.

P.S.: *LOL* @ Miss Bee. She´s definitely NOT boring.

the teach said...

Sorry I didn't tell you sooner, Mimi... my "Needs Meme" has been up for a day or 2... It was fun! :)

NOLADawn said...

Finally finished :)

Kim said...

that was a ton of fun Mimi !!!
thanks....
I do hope ALL of your needs have been met ;)

Mimi Lenox said...

Sanni - Bee boring? Not a chance. Your meme was great!

Mary - I did read it. Very funny answers you ended up with!

NolaDawn - What did the teacher need pray tell? I'm guessing a longer summer vacation.

Kim - Thanks and I'm glad you enjoyed it. I have all I need...yes. More than most. Reminds me to be grateful.

Trish said...

Mimi,

I'm just now making it over here to say this was fun! I even had a couple of people who read my blog but never comment email me to say they tried it. Very cute idea!

Thanks, Trish :)

Ms. Tami said...

I finally got off my butt and played your little meme...LOL
http://toycarsinmypurse.blogspot.com/2008/08/tami-is-quite-needy-these-days.html

TopChamp said...

OK - I have played today too. Your results are funnier!

cathy said...

I saw this at Trav's and joined in.
My first post for almost a month!

Starrlight said...

Mine is done finally! The very first responce cracked me up :P

Mo said...

Okay - I finally got this one done!
Mine's up @ it's a blog eat blog world, and Daphne joined in the meme-madness and did one of her own at Purrchance To Dream.
~mo

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