Thursday, July 19, 2007

Nobody Knows the Bl-ouble I've Seen...
Frisked by the Internet Queen

The Internet Safety Advisor knocked on my blog door today.
I thought, "What?!! What??! What have I done now?!....Is she going to chastise me for wearing my skirt too short? Losing my crown? Is my banner too big? Did I lose my G-Rating already? Clogging up the internet pipes with peace globes? What??!"

"Open up! This is the Blog Police," said the mild-mannered Internet Safety Queen aka Jace, "I'm here to talk to you about your blog, Miss Lenox."

Stand in line, I thought,
just stand in line.
"What do you have to say for yourself Mimi Pencil Skirt?""Uh..well...I know I cursed in my blog yesterday but I'll try to clean up my act. It was that
fiesty Ev that influenced me! She's wacko. Just ask her!"

"I've already dealt with her - big time. I'm here to talk about YOU. You and your recent shenaningans."


"You see, a blogger named
Polli from some pond somewhere told me about you and your blog-kind. She happens to think..."

"Don't say it! I know what everybody thinks. K?

I'm a whining, clumsy blogbrat with a bad case of the blues. She sent you here to axe me, didn't she? Didn't she??!"

"Actually, she said you were guilty of.... and I quote,
(nobody knows the blouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow...All together now!..)

"......making a huge difference to all of us and our precious children with your
Peace Globe Project

and furthermore I bestow upon you this M.A.D........."

"Mad? You bet I'm mad! You say she lives in a pond? I'll find her! I'll take this to the highest blog court in the land! I'll swim the moat and cross the bleas (that's blog + sea) and pull out every strand of blonde curly ha....ha.....

"A ward?!"......."I know I've been a little out of sorts lately but there's no reason to throw me in a ward."

"No, Miss Lenox. I'm here to give you a badge for Making a Difference in the blogosphere."

"Well why didn't you say so in the first place?"
"Is there anything else you'd like to say to Polli and Mother Teresa?" (Internet Queen is not amused.)

"Thank you?"
"You're welcome, Mimi. All works of love are works of peace. Remember that. It was nice meeting you and congratulations. Good day."
"Please don't tell her I threatened to pull out her hair. I'm a peaceful Queen ya know!!!!"

"And really, Miss Skirt. You need to calm down, dear. It's not healthy."


polliwog said...

Ok Miss Mimi. I'm sitting here laughing and crying at the same time. I am so glad you got this award. I saw it in Jace's excellent blog and I just thought, if anyone deserves that award it is Mimi.

I'm crying too because you know we did that on June 6th and my precious friends passed away the next day on June 7th. They were two of the most peaceful people I have ever known. They would have loved this.

I would say you are fast becoming a humor writer to math the likes of Bud and Bobbarama. :-)

I cackled when I read you were pulling my hair out. HAHAHA! Thank you Mimi. You just rock.

Patti said...

Yes, do calm down, Miss Mimi, your highness.
Congratulations on receiving such a great award. You deserve it. You do make a difference.
Have a peaceful evening.

JaniceNW said...

Congrat on both awards! Both well deserved. You're quite amusing today as well. I needed that. Let me tell you the swim to Polli's pond is one heckuva swim and you'd need a wet suit. ;D

Travis said...

You do make a difference. Sometimes you make me think. Sometimes you make me laugh. Sometimes you make me sad, or reflective, or outraged.

There's always some emotion and it's never apathy.

Linda said...

There is probably no one in the Blogosphere more deserving of this award than you. And I mean that sincerely.

Bond said...

Awards....awards...Mimi get awards.... and deserves them!

One Wacky Mom said...

Well, silly Jace didn't see you got two nominations. I nominated you too...that's OK..I luvs em anyway!

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Skittles said...

You are soooooo funny!

crazy working mom said...

You make me laugh, that makes a difference! ;)

Have a great weekend.

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