Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sunday Blog Chatter: Queen on Caffeine

You think your eyes are blurry?

One little two little three little peace globes...five little six little...

All together now!

100 hundred, 200 hundred, three hundred little peace globes...
Amazing.
So I counted.And counted some more.


A voice email came from the White House. I stopped counting.
Dear Miss Pencil Skirt,
The President sends his deepest apologies for neglecting to post his presidential peace globe. He won't let me sign anything for him these days and insisted he do it himself. Unfortunately, he was called away on urgent matters. Something about negotiating with the Russians or it could have been his hair appointment. In any case, NASA has informed us of the growing number of flying objects in space and we're checking into it. We're currently trying to get airspace clearance in Washington so that we can launch our own globe from here. You understand. Don't you, Miss Skirt? These things take time. The White House suggests that you carry on with your silly little project.
Sincerely,
Madame Mr. President

Do I look amused?

I am not amused.
So I wrote....
"Yes, Madame Secretary. I am quite serious about getting a peace globe to the White House. Now please don't hang up again. My pencil skirt has security clearance. I am not a threat to the stability of anything except the price of Columbian coffee beans."
Hello? Hello?? Hello??!!


I'm on hold.



We have a lot of bloggers from Canada you know! They're still our friends. Aren't they? It was an intersmashional success, it was. Never mind.I'll just leave this note with you. Will you see that he gets it, please?
Dear Mr. President or To Whom It May Disarm:
On behalf of bloggers everywhere I respectfully request that you reschedule your upcoming trip to North Korea to discuss nuclear war business and such and meet me for a Peace Globe tutorial. The North Koreans won't mind. They've already sent theirs in.

Hello? Hello??
One little two little three little peace globes.......

Sigh.


27 comments:

Annelisa said...

lol... even in a half asleep daze, you are so funny, Mimi!

Have you asked the White House to display the globe yet? I wonder what they would put on it...

Maryam in Marrakesh said...

Darling girl, why are you assuming the president wants peace? Do his actions demonstrate that?

Mimi Lenox said...

Annelisa - I wonder too.....

Mimi Lenox said...

Maryam - Good point.

Linda said...

How did you manage to get clearance for your pencil skirt? That must have been quite the feat!

Oh, and to answer your questions - neither you nor Bud look amused!

Mimi Lenox said...

Linda - I'll feel better once I have more coffee.

And the security clearance was a snap. I just flashed my Blogger badge at the gate.

madd said...

Mimi..just a quick hi..and wow!! it was and is continuning to be an awesome Peace blast this second time around..btw you can post me in the Florida group..:)and thank you Mimi for all the hard work and the spirit of peace and brotherhood you not only send out but infuse us with to pass it on and live it in our lives each day..hugs..madd

p.s. president..peace..in the same sentence..oxymoron..:)

Mimi Lenox said...

Madd - You might have a point there.

Patti said...

I also thank you for reminding us of the importance of being peaceful and thinking peaceful thoughts.
~ you don't look amused, but the post was amusing.

Have a relaxing Sunday ~ you deserve it.

Lance Riley said...

Sounds like you have been busy. :)

good post. very funny!

Maybe you should go after the 2008 candidates instead.

May have better luck.

Mimi Lenox said...

Great idea, Lance. Do you have their phone numbers?

Audrey said...

Wow!!!! This is phenominal and awesome, thanks for visiting my peace blog, so many beautiful globes, its inspiring...What a wonderful woman you are..Peace be with you Mimi and your pencil skirt..lol...And peace for the world always in our hearts, minds and spirit..Thank you for all your wonderful work

Mimi Lenox said...

Please Bud, tell us what you really think.

Mimi Lenox said...

Audrey - My pencil skirt thanks you.

Travis said...

You're getting very punchy there darlin. Take a rest.

Oh, you've got me checking for peace globes in sidebars now!

Queenie said...

You are so funny, but I agree with Bud, Bush is a moron....

Mimi Lenox said...

Patti & Queenie - Always love your comments. Glad you enjoyed. Relaxing......relaxing....

Bond said...

how can you expect that ninnie to understand peace globes?????

Try the UN next....

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - Taking notes...call the UN.
It's on my to-do list.
Got it.

Odat said...

We don't need no stinking White House globe!!!
You've done a fantastic job, so why even worry about it...
Peace

Mimi Lenox said...

I see my pencil skirt scenario has unleashed a fury of White House comments. Interesting......

Fly on, little globes, fly on.

One Wacky Mom said...

In the not too distant future I imagine Webster's dictionary will have a new entry. Here it is:

Bush - narrow-minded, pathetic, simply-minded, small, destroyed the English language, ruined the United States of America

Great post...you had me ROTFLMAO! I found you through Captain Lifecruiser..whom I adore..and have linked into you! I just learned about the globes and put one my site..hope I put the right one.. I just picked one I like. You are
doing a fabulous job.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thank you, Wacky Mom. ROTFLMAO is my goal. Mission accomplished.

Can't wait to see your globe. From one "wacky" to another.....Welcome to the Lovely Land of the Peace Globes.

Dixiechick said...

I wouldn't bet my last coffee bean that Bush would fly one... he doesn't know what Peace was if it jumped right up and bit him in the .... well you know..

;-) I don't want my mouth washed out with soap today...

Angell said...

ROTFLAMO - loving it Mimi. The Pres is one day going to see the error of his ways and make you his secretary of Defense.

Peace through blogging - it's a good thing (shoot - channeled Martha there for a minute...)

RennyBA said...

Thanks for adding Norway! ... One little two little three little countries ... soon makes the whole world want peace!

Shinade said...

Please add Oklahoma. My son-in-law is being sent to Iraq in less than 3 weeks. I have 2 blogs. http://moondanzerdelivers.blogspot.com which is in protest to this insanity-but, also tries to support our poor troops. My other is much more personal and spiritual. http://shinade.blogspot.com I am trying to figure this out...but, can't seem to be able to find exactly where to link too...but, I detest what is happening and I am ashamed that Oklahoma is not on this map. Thank you for any help you can give me. ~Jackie

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