A voice email came from the White House. I stopped counting.
The President sends his deepest apologies for neglecting to post his presidential peace globe. He won't let me sign anything for him these days and insisted he do it himself. Unfortunately, he was called away on urgent matters. Something about negotiating with the Russians or it could have been his hair appointment. In any case, NASA has informed us of the growing number of flying objects in space and we're checking into it. We're currently trying to get airspace clearance in Washington so that we can launch our own globe from here. You understand. Don't you, Miss Skirt? These things take time. The White House suggests that you carry on with your silly little project.
Madame Mr. President
Hello? Hello?? Hello??!!
We have a lot of bloggers from Canada you know! They're still our friends. Aren't they? It was an intersmashional success, it was. Never mind.I'll just leave this note with you. Will you see that he gets it, please?
Dear Mr. President or To Whom It May Disarm:
On behalf of bloggers everywhere I respectfully request that you reschedule your upcoming trip to North Korea to discuss nuclear war business and such and meet me for a Peace Globe tutorial. The North Koreans won't mind. They've already sent theirs in.
One little two little three little peace globes.......