Woman, Tag Thyself
It was a Pencil Skirt morning.
My pantyhose fell down before I prissed out the door, the alarm clock didn't go off (actually, that's a lie. I just ignored it), the windshield wipers wouldn't stop wiping (it wasn't raining) - that car is possessed - and there was nothing in the lounge to drink this morning except unleaded. And I so needed a java kick along with the kick in the pencil skirt I need for taking on yet another free-job that's causing me to lose sleep and brain cells in the process. Not a good time to write a serious blog.
Heck, I can't even get out the front door.
After reading an interesting rant yesterday by Travis about the Thinking Blogger's Award (and quite agree on most parts), I've decided to do a non-thinking post. (Don't go there Bud). I found this great meme at Bond's today who was tagged by Travis who was tagged by Janna who was tagged by well.......Janna. You'll love it! Or not. I fell asleep at the computer again last night so be warned that all cylinders are not on go. I have this fear that my built-in camera will accidentally come on whilst taking one of these lovely naps and broadcast Mimi in her PJs - which could be anything from my boyfriend's tee-shirt to big yellow curlers and a blue face mask. Hopefully, the world will not be watching.
It's hard -and scary-being a priss.
I haven't had any coffee so I don't know what this meme is called. I told you I'm one brick short of a load today. I'm warning you, folks. This is Mimi unplugged.
LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE
1. Get away from me, I'm not in the mood to make love.
2. It's a fire drill. I think I'll stay inside.
3. I'd rather eat a rutabaga than go shopping at Macy's.
4. I hate you. (well....there was that one time but he shouldn't have left her phone number on my caller ID)
LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Running On Empty (Jackson Browne)
2. Here Without You (Three Doors Down)
3. Send In the Clowns (I'm directing a play. Need I say more?)
My pantyhose fell down before I prissed out the door, the alarm clock didn't go off (actually, that's a lie. I just ignored it), the windshield wipers wouldn't stop wiping (it wasn't raining) - that car is possessed - and there was nothing in the lounge to drink this morning except unleaded. And I so needed a java kick along with the kick in the pencil skirt I need for taking on yet another free-job that's causing me to lose sleep and brain cells in the process. Not a good time to write a serious blog.
Heck, I can't even get out the front door.
After reading an interesting rant yesterday by Travis about the Thinking Blogger's Award (and quite agree on most parts), I've decided to do a non-thinking post. (Don't go there Bud). I found this great meme at Bond's today who was tagged by Travis who was tagged by Janna who was tagged by well.......Janna. You'll love it! Or not. I fell asleep at the computer again last night so be warned that all cylinders are not on go. I have this fear that my built-in camera will accidentally come on whilst taking one of these lovely naps and broadcast Mimi in her PJs - which could be anything from my boyfriend's tee-shirt to big yellow curlers and a blue face mask. Hopefully, the world will not be watching.
It's hard -and scary-being a priss.
I haven't had any coffee so I don't know what this meme is called. I told you I'm one brick short of a load today. I'm warning you, folks. This is Mimi unplugged.
LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE
1. Get away from me, I'm not in the mood to make love.
2. It's a fire drill. I think I'll stay inside.
3. I'd rather eat a rutabaga than go shopping at Macy's.
4. I hate you. (well....there was that one time but he shouldn't have left her phone number on my caller ID)
LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Running On Empty (Jackson Browne)
2. Here Without You (Three Doors Down)
3. Send In the Clowns (I'm directing a play. Need I say more?)
4. Send In the Clowns (I'm watching American Idol)
5. I Fought The Bar and The Bar Won
4. Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock
IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
Must I say it? YES! I will say it. Hide your children.
1. Only four? (That pretty much says it.)
2. OK. Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about donuts.
3. The plane lands. Hamied picks me up. Babycakes is waiting. Candles are burning, I am melting and the rest wil not be bloggable.
4. Imagine unbloggable perfection.
MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND
1. Mimi and The Mouse
2. Lapiz Couture
3. Beethoven and The Brats
4. Perky and Platinum
5. AIR (American Idol Rejects) laughing all the way to the bank.....
4. Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock
IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
Must I say it? YES! I will say it. Hide your children.
1. Only four? (That pretty much says it.)
2. OK. Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about donuts.
3. The plane lands. Hamied picks me up. Babycakes is waiting. Candles are burning, I am melting and the rest wil not be bloggable.
4. Imagine unbloggable perfection.
MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND
1. Mimi and The Mouse
2. Lapiz Couture
3. Beethoven and The Brats
4. Perky and Platinum
5. AIR (American Idol Rejects) laughing all the way to the bank.....
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE? (I listed four but that new IQ Quiz over at Gem-osophy says I'm a mathematical genius so it must be unconsciously exponential or something like that.)
1. Blog Me Baby One More Time (Britney)
2. Feelings (Morris Albert)
3. She Bangs (Ricky Martin)
4. Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall (written by The Devil)
1. Blog Me Baby One More Time (Britney)
2. Feelings (Morris Albert)
3. She Bangs (Ricky Martin)
4. Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall (written by The Devil)
I feel better now. Mindless is good.
But I don't think the bad-girl thing is working for me.
Going for coffee and pantyhose.
.........I tag Bud (he hates memes but he'll make this hysterical)
Queen of Memes tags everyone else in the world. Thus spaketh The ....well, you know.....
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16 Brilliant responses:
LOL--well sugar your 'semi-bad girl is pretty funny. I did mine like the good little meme minion that i am.
WOW. You have a lot of blogs. I can barely keep uo with one. But, I don't wear pencil skirts. Gotta be the skirt.
Badway
Fun Meme. Good post. I will get to it. As tagged. As promised. If Lola is hung over it might be tomorrow...
"AIR" - I love it!
Hope you got your caffeine fix!
Magnificent. :)
Thanks for doing the meme!
Love it!
I bow to the Queen.
AIR - brilliant!
Thanks for the shout out.
Yessssssss...for "Feelings" OMG how i always hated that song...
Thanks for sharing and making memes fun!!!
Peace
Your Highness, tagging everyone in the world? You can't be serious, There are 25 million Afghans in this country and my LAN line isn't long enough to reach half of them.
Love it, Mimi!
*drops a curtsy* I consider myself tagged... and will surely beg for audience when I´m done =)
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeer...
My idea of heaven is your idea of hell.
Great meme, Mims!
LMAO.. written by The Devil
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha..
I did not write that.....
Perky and Platinum ... bwahahahahahaha
AIR - even a bigger BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOOO bad bad pencil skirt day in such a good good way!
and what do you have against beer?
great job Queen
You are all such silly friends.
Love it!
Bond - It was a fun write. Glad it became a fun read.
I really have nothing against beer. But only the Devil himself could write such an annoying song. It's painful. Why did you have to mention it again??! There goes the counting again........
In honor of the MEME-Queen:
I´m done with the fun! =)
Sanni - Thanks! I can't wait to read your answers. Peace....
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