Woman, Tag Thyself

It was a Pencil Skirt morning.
My pantyhose fell down before I prissed out the door, the alarm clock didn't go off (actually, that's a lie. I just ignored it), the windshield wipers wouldn't stop wiping (it wasn't raining) - that car is possessed - and there was nothing in the lounge to drink this morning except unleaded. And I so needed a java kick along with the kick in the pencil skirt I need for taking on yet another free-job that's causing me to lose sleep and brain cells in the process. Not a good time to write a serious blog.

Heck, I can't even get out the front door.

After reading an interesting rant  yesterday by Travis about the Thinking Blogger's award (and quite agree on most parts), I've decided to do a non-thinking post.  I found this great meme at Bond's today who was tagged by Travis who was tagged by Janna who was tagged by well......Janna .  You'll love it! Or not. I fell asleep at the computer again last night so be warned that all cylinders are not on GO. I have this fear that my built-in camera will accidentally come on whilst taking one of these lovely naps and broadcast Mimi in her PJs - which could be anything from my boyfriend's tee-shirt to big yellow curlers and a blue face mask. Hopefully, the world will not be watching.

It's hard - and scary - being a priss.

I haven't had any coffee so I don't know what this meme is called. I told you I'm one brick short of a load today. I'm warning you, folks. This is Mimi unplugged.

List Four Sentences You've Never Said Before

1. Get away from me, I'm not in the mood to make love.
2. It's a fire drill. I think I'll stay inside.
3. I'd rather eat a rutabaga than go shopping at Macy's.
4. I hate you. (well....there was that one time but he shouldn't have left her phone number on my caller ID)

List Any Number of Song Titles That Describe How You've Felt This Week:

1. Running On Empty (Jackson Browne)
2. Here Without You (Three Doors Down)
3. Send In the Clowns (I'm directing a play. Need I say more?)

4. Send In the Clowns (I'm watching American Idol)

5. I Fought The Bar and The Bar Won
4. Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock


Imagine You're Having The Ideal Perfect Day. What Four Things Would You Be Doing? Must I say it? YES! I will say it. Hide your children.
1. Only four? (That pretty much says it.)
2. OK. Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about donuts.
3. The plane lands. Hamied picks me up. Babycakes is waiting. Candles are burning. I am melting and the rest will not be bloggable.
4. Imagine unbloggable perfection.

Make Up Five Creative Names For A New Rock Band
1. Mimi and The Mouse
2. Lapiz Couture
3. Beethoven and The Brats
4. Perky and Platinum
5. AIR (American Idol Rejects) laughing all the way to the bank.....

Congratulations! You get to go back in time and ensure that three songs were never written, thus sparing humanity from ever having to hear them. What three songs would get the axe? (I listed four but that new 10 Quiz over at Gem-osophy says I'm a  mathematical genius so it must be unconsciously exponential or something like that.)

IQ Quiz over at Gemo-osophy
1. Blog Me Baby One More Time (Britney)
2. Feelings (Morris Albert)
3. She Bangs (Ricky Martin)
4. Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall (written by The Devil)

I feel better now. Mindless is good.

But I don't think the bad-girl thing is working for me.

Going for coffee and pantyhose.

Queen of Memes tags everyone else in the world. Thus spaketh The ....well, you know.....