Triple Tagged and Slapped Silly

I've been tagged for the same meme by Linda at Are We There Yet?? , Sanni from Coffee2Go, and Gemmolia. So here goes silly me.

Silly Questions Meme

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I thought 'I'd better think of something profound now so I can answer that silly meme.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

Why, do you need a loan?

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
What's a word that rhymes with SCREAM?

4. Do you label yourself?

Only with washable ink.

5. Bright or Dark Room? Which do I prefer?

Is this question for you or me? I don't know what you prefer but I prefer.....dimly lit. Soft music. John Lennon's eyes 

6. Why is there always a missing question?

Could this meme be any longer?

7. What does your watch look like?

I don't have a watch. I hate wearing them.

8. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Talking to my boyfriend on the phone who was talking to his girlfriend at the same time. 

It was so confusing.

9. Where is your nearest 7-11?

Six months from now on 7-10. If that doesn't work out, there's always 7-12.

10. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Seriously, we need a new question. Seriously.

11. Who told you he/she loved you last?

This is a rhetorical question which deserves a rhetorical answer.

12. Last furry thing you touched?

My pet tree, but it didn't touch back. Bummer.

13. How many rolls of film do you need developed? 
 What does this question have to do with the price of Polaroid?

14. Favorite age you have been so far?

Now.

15. Your worst enemy?

I hate taking breaks. So non-productive.

16. What is your current desktop picture?

A black and white collage.

17. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"I miss you."

18. The last song you listened to?

"Can't Get You Off My Mind" by Lenny Kravitz

19. What time of day were you born? 5:30 am

20. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Give them a lecture and stupidly put more money right back in like everyone else.

21. Do you consider yourself kind? I try to be....unless I'm being deliberately sarcastic answering a meme late at night.

22. What’s your life motto?

"The more we take, the less we become."

23. Name three things you have on you at all times.

Lotion, memories, dreams and an extra pair of pantyhose (oops, that's four)

24. Can you change the oil on a car? Not on purpose.

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Do Christmas cards count? I sent a twangy-voiced musical card to a guy. "Let There Be Peace On Earth" was not what he expected.  He was not amused.

Thanks for the tag and allowing me to be silly - and a tad sarcastic.

I tag Frank, Yaxlich, Bond, Maryam, Starrlight! Feel free to spread the love.

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