No, I'm not a celebrity.
Not a millionaire.
I'm not running for public office.
I don't want your money.
But I do want my blog back.
Before I point my readers to the scores of articles, blog posts and chatter from countless furious bloggers across the globe who also discovered this weekend that their blogs had been placed on your unsightly site - I'd just like to have a word of prayer with Mr. Jesus - who has scrambled to fix a few things in the last few hours to appease said angry bloggers but not nearly enough. WARNING: I'm going to use flowery words, proper English and appropriate blogspeak as is my usual custom. I'll try to say this delicately and not hurt your feelings.
Don't you know there's a special place in hell reserved for people who steal blogs?!!
And if you're going to steal my blog and plagiarize my content then at least have the decency to do it right.
You can't spell.
You can't write.
Your website is ugly.
We are not amused.
And we are not going away, you Bitacle bullies you. Who do you think you're dealing with here???
What can you do with my blog? Well....I think you know what you can do with yours but I certainly can't say that on a PG blog now can I?
Gosh, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.Thou shalt link to me if you play nice and credit my work. (Unless you're a moocher like Bitacle.org)
Thou shalt ask me to link exchange and I will agree unless you're a blog stealing site like Bitacle.org.
Thou shalt use snippets and quotes within Fair Use guidelines and even review my blog as long as you give Mimi Lenox credit and link back to me as a reference.
(Of course, that would involve actually writing something original and since your own HELP section is totally incomprehensible I won't even let you do those things. So there.)
Thou shalt understand that site feed does not mean site bleed.
Thou shalt look up the word parasite in the dictionary and write it 500 times.
Apparently, Planet Bitacle is the new Pluto.
We'd prefer you hover somewhere other than in our galaxy.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.
Just go away.
And maybe you won't have to go directly to jail.
You can place link that lead to my original page with my copyrighted material but you cannot reproduce the entire text of every post I ever created and plaster it under the aggregate tab on your silly site so that you can make money on my work.
This is Mimi Pencil Skirt reporting live from her very own web address mimiwrites.blogspot.com for today's segment of Sunday Blog Chatter. That's MIMI LENOX. Spelled M-I-M-I- L-E-N-O-X owner and operator, chief cook and bottle-washer and keeper of the midnight flame. AKA Morph Girl and Mimi Queen of Memes.
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to apologize to my readers for my rant and find a priest.
LINKS for more information. Stop Bitacle.org
Plain Jane Mom had an interesting solution to this problem.
Thanks to Moof's article for alerting me to the Bitacle scandal when I clicked over from a comment buddy to his site.This is what Mimi Writes looks like on Bitacle.org.
Just do a search on Google or Technorati to see what other bloggers are saying.
What's your opinion, readers?
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