Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Single Socks and Prison Buses

Welcome to the Queen's Meme #62 ~ 
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
It's called The Crazy Question Meme

I would be ever so appreciative if you could supply me with the answers to these questions. I've pondered them my whole life!! They represent some of the most important quandaries of the human condition! The burning and ridiculous questions are....

1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
For the same reason they don't sell lasagna, Godiva or Gucci bags - They're too rich and fattening.

2. How far east can you go before heading west?
I tried this once. I ended up at the equator. And you thought I didn't have a sense of direction.

3. What happens to the missing socks?
Until they appear on a milk carton they won't get the respect they deserve. I feel sorry for all the lonely little single socks out there.

4. Does love = sex or does sex = love?
Yes and yes. But only on the equator.

5. How much wood did the woodchuck chuck?

He chucked as much as a woodchuck could without moving into a higher tax bracket.

6Why do prison buses have emergency exits?
It gives the prisoners just enough temptation to keep things interesting.

7.  Do you believe that an alien ship stole question #7? 
I believe that aliens stole Mimi who was last seen trying to come up with question #7. 


Finding Pam said...

So that is what happened to question #7 and Mimi, too?

Sherry Blue Sky said...

Hee hee, well that solves SOME of the world's most pondered (ponderous?) questions! Now we can all get on with, say, world peace! So funny, Mimi!

Jamie said...

East is east and west is west and the wrong you did choose.

Xmichra said...

hahahha... your #5 gave me a good chuckle ;)

Charles Gramlich said...

Your brain is quite a strange place, Queen Mimi. That's cool, though.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I am not in a good state of mind (which sucks since I just got back from vacation)...but I feel the same about my job as you do about yours...and that is making me dark quick

Mimi Lenox said...

Pam - Even I haven't found her yet!

Sherry - Somebody had to say it.

Jamie - LOL!

Xmichra - I try.

Charles - You are not the first to say so, Sir.

Vinny - I understand completely.

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Good answers, glad the aliens returned you so you could solve these quandaries. Nice to know that McDonalds are protecting us from fattening foods. Liked the milk carton idea and pic.

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