Welcome to the Queen's Meme #62 ~
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
It's called The Crazy Question Meme
I would be ever so appreciative if you could supply me with the answers to these questions. I've pondered them my whole life!! They represent some of the most important quandaries of the human condition! The burning
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
For the same reason they don't sell lasagna, Godiva or Gucci bags - They're too rich and fattening.
2. How far east can you go before heading west?
I tried this once. I ended up at the equator. And you thought I didn't have a sense of direction.
3. What happens to the missing socks?
Until they appear on a milk carton they won't get the respect they deserve. I feel sorry for all the lonely little single socks out there.
4. Does love = sex or does sex = love?
Yes and yes. But only on the equator.
5. How much wood did the woodchuck chuck?
He chucked as much as a woodchuck could without moving into a higher tax bracket.
6. Why do prison buses have emergency exits?
It gives the prisoners just enough temptation to keep things interesting.
7. Do you believe that an alien ship stole question #7?
I believe that aliens stole Mimi who was last seen trying to come up with question #7.