Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Queen's Meme ~ Karma Cookies


1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop?
The obnoxious guest would most likely be me.


2. You are shopping and watch the lady beside you at the jewelry counter slip an expensive diamond ring in her purse. What do you do?

It depends on if I want the same ring.

3. You are on your way to a black tie affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a story or tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your excuse.
Is he single?


If I don't see a wedding ring, he is cute, can string a sentence together and doesn't fall into the jail bait category, I would whip out the doe eyes and take my chances. "May I borrow your tie?" seems like a nice line..

If I see a wedding ring, I'd surrender to my fate and say, "I am a Queen. You are annoying me with your blue lights."
4. You are on your way downstairs on Christmas morning to see what Santa Claus left. There are no gifts under the tree. He leaves a note that reads, "You've been VERY naughty this year."
What did you do??!


I went back upstairs. It might be a lousy Christmas but sounds like it was a very good year.






5. You are halfway through a first date with someone you really like. Suddenly your ex walks in and sits down at the table beside you. What do you do?
He's alone? I'm shocked.

I'd send the waiter over with an order of Karma Cookies to match my hat.6. You are on your way to meet a billionaire. She is going to give you enough money to live on for the rest of your life IF you can answer this question correctly: Which came first the chicken or the egg?I would tell her I only had two weeks to live and my dying wish is to answer this question correctly.
7. You are on your way to the sun and moon and stars for an intergalactic vacation.
You crash into a rainbow.
What do you find in your pot of gold?
A ticket.

I guess the blue lights annoyed him.

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21 comments:

Lois Grebowski said...

#3 is really really funny! Love it! Hope you're feeling better. Hugs!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Karma cookies! I love it!
hmmmm.... gotta recipe?

coopernicus said...

Seems we need to send you a batch of Karma cookies...unless of course you did get the tie and the ticket was personally delivered...

Mimi Lenox said...

Lois - Thank you. I'm on the mend.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - I DO have a recipe. Works every time.

Mimi Lenox said...

Coopernicus - I'll never tell...

Mojo said...

Karma's a beeyotch ain't she?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - That's what I hear.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

HA! Number one is me with the camera too!

Mimi Lenox said...

Gary - I'm dangerous with a camera. Seriously dangerous.

Charles Gramlich said...

LOL Great laughs here this morning

The Gal Herself said...

Have you ever tried threatening a cop with the dungeon? (I played, too)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Yes, I guess the ticket in the gold pot just about sums it up.

Anndi said...

Karma cookies *grin*

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - Great I could make you laugh!

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - I should try that approach next time. And there will be another time.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - I am so busted.

Mimi Lenox said...

Anndi - Would you like the recipe?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

If it's a cookie ... it's a cookie. Count me in for a dozen.

You doing a lot of baking?

hehee

Why does this meme make me crave something sweet. No, not just a "comment craving" either.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Want to go out to the bakery?

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - I'd love to go to the bakery with you. But aren't you snowed in?

Mejis said...

Karma cookies. heehee

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