Saturday, July 25, 2009

Saturday 9: Slow Dance In A Fast Car

1. What’s the furthest trip you’ve taken by automobile?
We were alone. In the car wash.
He said he wanted to smooch but I knew he had other desperately tawdry ideas.
Ergo, I went.

This is Mimi in an actual car wash. Exciting stuff today, huh?

2. What’s the worst pick up line you've ever received?

I can Drive Forward Slowly. Your car could use a wash.
Your suds or mine?

3. What’s the best pick up line you’ve gotten?
I'll wash your windshield if you'll wash mine. Gotta another quarter?

4. What was the last gift that you received?

A quarter.
It was so worth it.

5. What was the last gift that you gave someone?
We were alone. In the car wash....oh, I said that.

6. Tell us about the last time you cried.

A tender moment. Just after the second rinse.
If only I'd waxed.

7. Tell us about the last time you laughed uncontrollably.

I am laughing now.

8. Do you suffer road rage? What are your thoughts on it?
We were only in there three hours. There was no need for the horn-honking behind us. And besides, we broke no laws.
I only go 50 in the car wash but he was 30 so it all evens out. Doesn't it?

9. What’s one of your favorite movie song quotes?
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.

I really should have left the windows up.
A little fog never hurt anyone.


Cogitator said...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Poor Mimi. How do you maintain the sense of humour necessary for the memes, is what I want to know?

Do you know the carwash at Carrefour? It's got extra suds!

Mind you, i know a guy who can fix bike tyres, real good!

The Gal Herself said...

Oh, Miss Mimi, this is one of your most creative yet. It's not everyone who can find beauty and lyricism at a carwash. Also, you left me dying to paraphrase another favorite movie quote -- from A Hard Day's Night: Your Saturday 9 is very clean.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You nailed this one! Great lines...

Akelamalu said...

A romantic carwash? Whatever next? LOL

Anonymous said...

Loved your answers!

Julie said...

So the dreaded carwash rears its ugliness again! Those stoopid things!

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