1. What’s the furthest trip you’ve taken by automobile?
We were alone. In the car wash.
He said he wanted to smooch but I knew he had other desperately tawdry ideas.
Ergo, I went.
2. What’s the worst pick up line you've ever received?
I can Drive Forward Slowly. Your car could use a wash.
Your suds or mine?
3. What’s the best pick up line you’ve gotten?
I'll wash your windshield if you'll wash mine. Gotta another quarter?
4. What was the last gift that you received?
It was so worth it.
5. What was the last gift that you gave someone?
6. Tell us about the last time you cried.
A tender moment. Just after the second rinse.
If only I'd waxed.
7. Tell us about the last time you laughed uncontrollably.
I am laughing now.
8. Do you suffer road rage? What are your thoughts on it?
We were only in there three hours. There was no need for the horn-honking behind us. And besides, we broke no laws.
I only go 50 in the car wash but he was 30 so it all evens out. Doesn't it?
9. What’s one of your favorite movie
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.
I really should have left the windows up.
A little fog never hurt anyone.